News White House card delayed by 12 days

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

 

[Pittie Petey]

No, the original date was July 4

 

[oski]

Thanks, TS

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

At least it isn't on some fat guy's birthday now. But why not go the extra 8 days so it can be July 4th again?

EDIT: Fake news'd, but it still should be July 4th

 

[Deathmask]

More time for the cholesterol to do its job.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Why have one birthday party when you can have two...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Why have one birthday party when you can have two...

Keep JCVD away from him, bud

 

[CasualBot]

Might as well make it on Taco Tuesday

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Surprising its as if it may not actually happen

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Surprising its as if it may not actually happen

I hope it's the case. I hope it goes through logistical disaster after logistical disaster and ultimately never happens, and is forgotten about

 

[jeskola]

so much for FLag Day

 

[BoxerMaurits]

I’m told this ain’t true, but who knows, guess we’ll find out soon.

 

[Last Falconry]

 

[chinarice]

Surprising its as if it may not actually happen

I would fucking love if the card was an absolute failure and just doesn't happen. Fuck this card and everything about it.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Should have done an all Caucasian card @ the Whitehouse on Juneteenth

 

[Pittie Petey]

Should have done an all Caucasian card @ the Whitehouse on Juneteenth

Or do an all black folks card and hire that Tourettes guy to be the ring announcer

 

[Mongoosemk12]

I would fucking love if the card was an absolute failure and just doesn't happen. Fuck this card and everything about it.

Name checks out.

 

[JBJ was here]

FWIW, Puck "News" is a social media influencer company, not an actual news company. They're known for giving a softball interview to post-arrest Sam Bankman-Fried and a not-so-exclusive story about Justin Bieber. They've never broken actual news. Waiting until there's some real reporting would be a good idea.

 

[markys00]

you guys are really bad at jokes. it doesnt even make sense. if he always chickens out why do you guys always cry like bitches to ur single fat mothers?

Might as well make it on Taco Tuesday

 

[gentel]

My signature sums up my take on this matter