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Social Which Time Period would you thrive in?

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I'll be just fine. I'm over 5'2" and can ride a horse without falling off and dying.

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These motherfuckers were so tough they even had the caucasus abdulmanaps runnin for the hills

just some little dudes on horseback did so much fuckin DAMAGE

They destroyed the assasins guild and dismantled their fuckin fortress at Alamut

even had armored x-tian kahniggets prayin to their God.

You need more than whatever the fuck it is you got, sonny jim STAND DOWN AND RESPECT THE MAN WHO ONE SAID

"ILL FUCKIN UNITE THE MONGOLIAN CLANS. EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL HALF OF THEM TO DO IT"

The pope was pissin himself scared

They didnt even fuckin lose they just sorta stopped.

Ye wouldnt last five mins with Temujin in even a thumb rasslin contest.
 
These motherfuckers were so tough they even had the caucasus abdulmanaps runnin for the hills

just some little dudes on horseback did so much fuckin DAMAGE

They destroyed the assasins guild and dismantled their fuckin fortress at Alamut

even had armored x-tian kahniggets prayin to their God.

You need more than whatever the fuck it is you got, sonny jim STAND DOWN AND RESPECT THE MAN WHO ONE SAID

"ILL FUCKIN UNITE THE MONGOLIAN CLANS. EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL HALF OF THEM TO DO IT"

They didnt even fuckin lose they just sorta stopped.

Ye wouldnt last five mins with Temujin in even a thumb rasslin contest.

Demetrious Johnson would make love to Genghis Can if he wanted to and there isn't a fucking thing Can could do about it. Hell, Ronda Rousey probably tosses him all over town.

I like that we don't even know Andre the Giant's actual height and you're out here believing some stupid fairly tales from the 12th century that no one even agrees on.

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It's time to grow up, son. The guy was a manlet serial rapist at best.
 
Demetrious Johnson would make love to Genghis Can if he wanted to and there isn't a fucking thing Can could do about it. Hell, Ronda Rousey probably tosses him all over town.

I like that we don't even know Andre the Giant's actual height and you're out here believing some stupid fairly tales from the 12th century that no one even agrees on.
I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.

IF GENGHIS KHAN ISNT REAL...

THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS STATUE

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I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.

IF GENGHIS KHAN ISNT REAL...

THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS STATUE

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Oh my god. A statue? They don't make those for fables, do they?

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Ancient Rome, easily. They had plumbing with running water, reading material, and wasn't some type of religious theocracy. Plus I'd get in Augustus good graces by letting him know all my knowledge of the future. They would probably look at me as some sort of prophet, being able to accurately predict events, and I'd probably forever change the outcome of Europe and everything I know today, but let's go.
Ancient Rome could be good if you're part of the patricians. Own a bunch of slaves, drink wine while watching gladiator matches, participate in orgies. Just watch out for the dudes hiding shanks under their togas.
I read that ancient rome was likely covered in garbage since people just threw shit out of their houses onto the street. Guess walking amongst the plebs would be gross.
The prophet thing could be tricky. We don't know how much of our knowledge of history is accurate. Maybe you'd get big historical events right, but not the details. Plus your presence could trigger a butterfly effect and change things a lot.
 
Ancient Rome could be good if you're part of the patricians. Own a bunch of slaves, drink wine while watching gladiator matches, participate in orgies. Just watch out for the dudes hiding shanks under their togas.
I read that ancient rome was likely covered in garbage since people just threw shit out of their houses onto the street. Guess walking amongst the plebs would be gross.
The prophet thing could be tricky. We don't know how much of our knowledge of history is accurate. Maybe you'd get big historical events right, but not the details. Plus your presence could trigger a butterfly effect and change things a lot.
There was just so much fucking upheaval back then.

I visited Rome and studying its history and visting it's landmarks is such a snapshop of how fucked up the human race was but also a compilation of its greatest triumphs
 
I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.
A guy I know traveled to Mongolia last year and he said the locals were constantly drunk and trying to fight him. He said they'd go from "Hello" to "I'll smash your face in" on a dime. Modern mongolians are definitely bigger than 5'2 so might be tough.
 
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yknow that UFC fighter Myktybek Orolbai?? When Genghis would inspect his ranks, he def picked guys that looked like Oralbai to be on the front lines for the head cuttin. Those are the fuckers that made the enemy break ranks
 
A guy I know traveled to Mongolia last year and he said the locals were constantly drunk and trying to fight him. He said they'd go from "Hello" to "I'll smash your face in" on a dime. Modern mongolians are definitely bigger than 5'2 so might be tough.
Dont get me wrong DJ obvs can fight but he'd just be near some absolute savages and be like "hey guys whatcha doin??? you play the new pokemon yet??? haha!" and theyd just be gettin the knives out on him.
 
Prolly ancient Egypt mi heard mandem had electricity 🔌🚫🧢 emoji game was 🔥 too bet mi culd pick ting up quick
 
I would gladly hop a train , so we could have had a good fight. I would of thrown you out
I dunno man. I can't beat normal people in a fight, but for some reason I'm invincible vs bums.

It's like I was born with a +90 attack vs bums or something.

I mean, I guess everyone is born with a special talent.

And if you hop that train, you're a bum.

If you really want to fight me, you should do it before you hop the train.
 
Things were qat worse back in the day, in almost every way. Nearly everybody would do way worse in the past.

I'd want to go back to around 1950. Post war enthusiasm and social growth, just before the 60s. Affordable housing, the environment wasn't thrashed yet.
 
Things were qat worse back in the day, in almost every way. Nearly everybody would do way worse in the past.

I'd want to go back to around 1950. Post war enthusiasm and social growth, just before the 60s. Affordable housing, the environment wasn't thrashed yet.
Early settlers in the Americas were astounded the sheer abundance of everything: plants, birds, animals, fish, waters crawling with lobster. In that sense the past was way better. Much cleaner air, no pollution, so much eat (if you can catch/gather it).
If you know how to hunt and have some outdoor survival skills, you might do great in pre-colonial america.
 
I dunno man. I can't beat normal people in a fight, but for some reason I'm invincible vs bums.

It's like I was born with a +90 attack vs bums or something.

I mean, I guess everyone is born with a special talent.

And if you hop that train, you're a bum.

If you really want to fight me, you should do it before you hop the train.
A vagabond isn’t necessary a bum. Vagabonds back the. Just wanted to live fully their life.
 
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