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You have to be insanely good at war to pull that off
I'll be just fine. I'm over 5'2" and can ride a horse without falling off and dying.
You have to be insanely good at war to pull that off
These motherfuckers were so tough they even had the caucasus abdulmanaps runnin for the hillsI'll be just fine. I'm over 5'2" and can ride a horse without falling off and dying.
These motherfuckers were so tough they even had the caucasus abdulmanaps runnin for the hills
just some little dudes on horseback did so much fuckin DAMAGE
They destroyed the assasins guild and dismantled their fuckin fortress at Alamut
even had armored x-tian kahniggets prayin to their God.
You need more than whatever the fuck it is you got, sonny jim STAND DOWN AND RESPECT THE MAN WHO ONE SAID
"ILL FUCKIN UNITE THE MONGOLIAN CLANS. EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL HALF OF THEM TO DO IT"
They didnt even fuckin lose they just sorta stopped.
Ye wouldnt last five mins with Temujin in even a thumb rasslin contest.
I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.Demetrious Johnson would make love to Genghis Can if he wanted to and there isn't a fucking thing Can could do about it. Hell, Ronda Rousey probably tosses him all over town.
I like that we don't even know Andre the Giant's actual height and you're out here believing some stupid fairly tales from the 12th century that no one even agrees on.
I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.
IF GENGHIS KHAN ISNT REAL...
THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS STATUE
whose that ayOh my god. A statue? They don't make those for fables, do they?
Ancient Rome could be good if you're part of the patricians. Own a bunch of slaves, drink wine while watching gladiator matches, participate in orgies. Just watch out for the dudes hiding shanks under their togas.Ancient Rome, easily. They had plumbing with running water, reading material, and wasn't some type of religious theocracy. Plus I'd get in Augustus good graces by letting him know all my knowledge of the future. They would probably look at me as some sort of prophet, being able to accurately predict events, and I'd probably forever change the outcome of Europe and everything I know today, but let's go.
There was just so much fucking upheaval back then.Ancient Rome could be good if you're part of the patricians. Own a bunch of slaves, drink wine while watching gladiator matches, participate in orgies. Just watch out for the dudes hiding shanks under their togas.
I read that ancient rome was likely covered in garbage since people just threw shit out of their houses onto the street. Guess walking amongst the plebs would be gross.
The prophet thing could be tricky. We don't know how much of our knowledge of history is accurate. Maybe you'd get big historical events right, but not the details. Plus your presence could trigger a butterfly effect and change things a lot.
A guy I know traveled to Mongolia last year and he said the locals were constantly drunk and trying to fight him. He said they'd go from "Hello" to "I'll smash your face in" on a dime. Modern mongolians are definitely bigger than 5'2 so might be tough.I dont know if DJ's dork ass would make it on the streets of Mongolia TODAY let along back then.
Dont get me wrong DJ obvs can fight but he'd just be near some absolute savages and be like "hey guys whatcha doin??? you play the new pokemon yet??? haha!" and theyd just be gettin the knives out on him.A guy I know traveled to Mongolia last year and he said the locals were constantly drunk and trying to fight him. He said they'd go from "Hello" to "I'll smash your face in" on a dime. Modern mongolians are definitely bigger than 5'2 so might be tough.
I dunno man. I can't beat normal people in a fight, but for some reason I'm invincible vs bums.I would gladly hop a train , so we could have had a good fight. I would of thrown you out
Early settlers in the Americas were astounded the sheer abundance of everything: plants, birds, animals, fish, waters crawling with lobster. In that sense the past was way better. Much cleaner air, no pollution, so much eat (if you can catch/gather it).Things were qat worse back in the day, in almost every way. Nearly everybody would do way worse in the past.
I'd want to go back to around 1950. Post war enthusiasm and social growth, just before the 60s. Affordable housing, the environment wasn't thrashed yet.
A vagabond isn’t necessary a bum. Vagabonds back the. Just wanted to live fully their life.I dunno man. I can't beat normal people in a fight, but for some reason I'm invincible vs bums.
It's like I was born with a +90 attack vs bums or something.
I mean, I guess everyone is born with a special talent.
And if you hop that train, you're a bum.
If you really want to fight me, you should do it before you hop the train.