Which one you taking home?

[fungi]

My man got that Big Dick Energy!

I ain't gone claim to have BDE. However:

I was banging a Tinder date.
She squeaked at one of my thrusts. I was like "did I hurt you?".
Her words: "Not big, but so fucking thick".

I continued. I came, she came.

Well, at one of our following dates we got blacklisted at a cinema. We were the only two "viewers" there, midday show.

When we were leaving, she said she saw the cleaning crew gossip...

 

[Swamps]

I ain't gone claim to have BDE. However:

Yo, it aint the size of the boat that matters, its the motion in the ocean, baby!

 

[jeff7b9]

I sat out "skinny jeans" and I am feeling pretty good on skipping

"Chick with an ass that looks like it was stolen from a 300 pound fatty"

Yall gonna have to reckon with some come to Jesus moments that I will not be a part of.

 

[jeff7b9]

My man got that Big Dick Energy!

Nah.

Big dick energy is one and done.
Knock it out the park on the first try

Little dicks the ones with that work all day ambition.

That's why everything in the world is made in china.

 

[lostdog000]

i m goin home alone