Which one you taking home?

My man got that Big Dick Energy!
I ain't gone claim to have BDE. However:
I was banging a Tinder date.
She squeaked at one of my thrusts. I was like "did I hurt you?".
Her words: "Not big, but so fucking thick".

I continued. I came, she came.

Well, at one of our following dates we got blacklisted at a cinema. We were the only two "viewers" there, midday show.

When we were leaving, she said she saw the cleaning crew gossip...
 
I sat out "skinny jeans" and I am feeling pretty good on skipping

"Chick with an ass that looks like it was stolen from a 300 pound fatty"

Yall gonna have to reckon with some come to Jesus moments that I will not be a part of.
 
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