Which fighter rustles the most jimmies on here, and why?

[TITS]

I noticed that whenever certain fighters are mentioned here the jimmie rustling is off the charts. I'm curious to see if these posters with extremely rustled jimmies and hurt feelings would care to admit why these particular fighters upset them so badly.

Conor - the first one is obvious, I'm only adding him to see if he still rustles jimmies more than the others.

Masvidal - has some extremely passionate haters on this forum. My theory is that alot of them are just upset Askren fans who just don't want anyone to know that they still support Ben.

kHamzat - This one is a mystery to me. I really have no idea how this guy caused such a rustlement of jimmies on this forum, other than some very well-deserved hype, he has left an enormous amount of upset Sherdoggies crying in their pillows for some bizarre reason.

Hendricks - retired 3 years ago, yet still gets negative threads made about him almost daily, full of (what looks like) extremely rustled GSP fanboys. Constant steroid accusations and fat shaming are usually what fill these threads, it's bizarre.

PVZ - not in the UFC anymore, but still rustles an amazing amount of jimmies on here. I have a hard time believing it has anything to do with head shaving.

I was going to add Colby, but most people just find him to be too pathetic to have their jimmies rustled by him.

TLDR - I added a poll so you can click the little circle without straining your brain reading all this text.

INB4 - "Your jimmies are rustled for making this thread lol"

Here's a picture of Andy Wang crying:



Here's a picture of two girls pillow fighting for wasting your time:

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Connor

 

[Krixes]

Conor and it's not even close....

 

[runjay]

Dana

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

I've never understood the hate towards pvz!
I don't recall anyone making out she was some kind of female goat.

Even before she started uploading risky pics to her insta.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Pretty sure the answer is Jon Jones.


Fuck Jon Jones

 

[Deleted member 546119]

Khamzat

The haters can’t come to terms with his greatness

 

[genecop]

Cunner

 

[Sweater of AV]

Andy Wang

 

[TITS]

Pretty sure the answer is Jon Jones.


Fuck Jon Jones

Good call. Maybe I should add him.

 

[hohner]

Rousey has to be up there.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

DC - makes people realize if they didn't give up on their dream they might have accomplished something special

 

[smalliebiggs]

Adesanya is another you could have added

 

[beephin]

I forgot about Johny Hendricks lol

Johny Hendricks... What a douche.
When they fed him to Costa. LOL



Dana was still pissed about the meal Johny served him at his restaurant.

 

[Takamine86]

Ronda "undefeated once in a life time athlete beats Cain under the right circumstances" Rousey would have been the top vote had it not been for Holly Holm.

We all owe her a debt of gratitude.

 

[runjay]

Here's a picture of two girls pillow fighting for wasting your time:
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[TITS]

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WMMA at its finest.

 

[Travis Alexander]

No fighters “rustle my Jimmy’s” just some of you “fans”.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I noticed that whenever certain fighters are mentioned here the jimmie rustling is off the charts. I'm curious to see if these posters with extremely rustled jimmies and hurt feelings would care to admit why these particular fighters upset them so badly.

Conor - the first one is obvious, I'm only adding him to see if he still rustles jimmies more than the others.

Masvidal - has some extremely passionate haters on this forum. My theory is that alot of them are just upset Askren fans who just don't want anyone to know that they still support Ben.

kHamzat - This one is a mystery to me. I really have no idea how this guy caused such a rustlement of jimmies on this forum, other than some very well-deserved hype, he has left an enormous amount of upset Sherdoggies crying in their pillows for some bizarre reason.

Hendricks - retired 3 years ago, yet still gets negative threads made about him almost daily, full of (what looks like) extremely rustled GSP fanboys. Constant steroid accusations and fat shaming are usually what fill these threads, it's bizarre.

PVZ - not in the UFC anymore, but still rustles an amazing amount of jimmies on here. I have a hard time believing it has anything to do with head shaving.

I was going to add Colby, but most people just find him to be too pathetic to have their jimmies rustled by him.

TLDR - I added a poll so you can click the little circle without straining your brain reading all this text.

INB4 - "Your jimmies are rustled for making this thread lol"

Here's a picture of Andy Wang crying:

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Here's a picture of two girls pillow fighting for wasting your time:

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Kazmat fangirls are the most sensitive beeches i've seen yet. imo

 

[Dreyga Hates You Sherbums]

Cause he talks shit to haters and backs it up