Which fighter rustles the most jimmies on here, and why?

[felmmando]

Silva fans still cry about how he lost to Bisping

Bisping himself would make a respectable candidate (although I like him, personally).

 

[TheNinja]

For basically being a sub par fighter who should get no attention at all she gets people all rustled.

every thread of her has some smartass talking about shaving head like it’s still 2016 or something.

 

[Strijfy]

you should have mentioned Khabib, nothing upsets the Good ol' Boys of the US of A ( and theres plenty of them here ) than a muslim that kicks their arse in something that they think they own ( ie the ' legendary D1/NCAA wrastlers')

 

[runjay]

Dana was still pissed about the meal Johny served him at his restaurant.

lolwut

bro , tell us what the fuck happened. I’ve never heard about this and it sounds not just funny, but Funny as fuck.

 

[Strijfy]

I noticed that whenever certain fighters are mentioned here the jimmie rustling is off the charts. I'm curious to see if these posters with extremely rustled jimmies and hurt feelings would care to admit why these particular fighters upset them so badly.

Conor - the first one is obvious, I'm only adding him to see if he still rustles jimmies more than the others.

Masvidal - has some extremely passionate haters on this forum. My theory is that alot of them are just upset Askren fans who just don't want anyone to know that they still support Ben.

kHamzat - This one is a mystery to me. I really have no idea how this guy caused such a rustlement of jimmies on this forum, other than some very well-deserved hype, he has left an enormous amount of upset Sherdoggies crying in their pillows for some bizarre reason.

Hendricks - retired 3 years ago, yet still gets negative threads made about him almost daily, full of (what looks like) extremely rustled GSP fanboys. Constant steroid accusations and fat shaming are usually what fill these threads, it's bizarre.

PVZ - not in the UFC anymore, but still rustles an amazing amount of jimmies on here. I have a hard time believing it has anything to do with head shaving.

I was going to add Colby, but most people just find him to be too pathetic to have their jimmies rustled by him.

TLDR - I added a poll so you can click the little circle without straining your brain reading all this text.

INB4 - "Your jimmies are rustled for making this thread lol"

Here's a picture of Andy Wang crying:

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Here's a picture of two girls pillow fighting for wasting your time:

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Its interesting that you mention Hendricks, from my time on here they ( as in Hendricks fans)always use the Hendricks close fight with GSP to shit on GSP.
GSP fans know that GSP really won and dont care about the Hendricks fight and dont bring it up.

 

[Marko Polo]

I've never understood the hate towards pvz!
I don't recall anyone making out she was some kind of female goat.

Even before she started uploading risky pics to her insta.

The hair cutting fiasco didn’t help her case. Pretty disgusting behaviour.

 

[Dave Poodle]

Conor overall. Probably Adesanya in recent times.

 

[Strijfy]

Rousey has to be up there.

Great add with Rousey . All the women haters oozed from the excrement everytime she was mentioned, TBH comments on here really were quite alarming , the amount of unregulated hate.
Theres a lot of very sad individuals lurking here and it amazed me with the forums anti-fighter bashing policy that more weren't given the ban stick

 

[IloveTHIS]

Cause he talks shit to haters and backs it up
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He has a strong case for number 2 but not above Conor. Not even slightly almost close.

There are some people on here that 80% of all of their posts are bashing Conor.

Conor literally is the reason "rent free" is an established phrase on this forum

 

[Brutus.......]

Jones.

Between hit-runs, hiding under octagons, eye pokes, gift decisions, beating up much loved fighters, failed drug tests, pulsing, being a general douche and still being undefeated .

not even close.

 

[TITS]

you should have mentioned Khabib, nothing upsets the Good ol' Boys of the US of A ( and theres plenty of them here ) than a muslim that kicks their arse in something that they think they own ( ie the ' legendary D1/NCAA wrastlers')

Its interesting that you mention Hendricks, from my time on here they ( as in Hendricks fans)always use the Hendricks close fight with GSP to shit on GSP.
GSP fans know that GSP really won and dont care about the Hendricks fight and dont bring it up.

Both of these posts are pretty dumb and off base. You obviously don't come here often.

 

[TITS]

Great add with Rousey . All the women haters oozed from the excrement everytime she was mentioned, TBH comments on here really were quite alarming , the amount of unregulated hate.
Theres a lot of very sad individuals lurking here and it amazed me with the forums anti-fighter bashing policy that more weren't given the ban stick

No one hardly talks about Ronda anymore. It's not 2016 anymore.

 

[GangGangGang]

Never seen Sherdog whine over a fighter more than Conor.

 

[omawho402]

Hespect Honda Housey hustled himmies

 

[MescalineDreams]

You could add all of the above together and it wouldn't even be close lol

Conor broke the mma hate record

 

[TITS]

You could add all of the above together and it wouldn't even be close lol

Conor broke the mma hate record

Yeah, there was no point in adding Jones or Weidman after the poll was made, Conor has too big of a lead. I don't think even Jones would get more than 20% of the vote.

 

[mooseman17]

It’s Conor and not particularly close.

2 is probably Adesanya, especially after the Costa fight.

 

[Supasalta3000]

Rockhold just because

 

[Fadetoblack918]

CM Punk.


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[muaytao]

Sean "The Cuck" O'malley