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Undertaker
Never the guy
Never drew a dime
Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
Never cut a memorable promo
Never put anyone over
Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)
Shit hairline
Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck
Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime
Never the guy
Never drew a dime
Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
Never cut a memorable promo
Never put anyone over
Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)
Shit hairline
Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck
Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime
