When you find a TV dinner deep in the freezer but the instructions wore off

And burgers!
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Put it in the microwave at 50% power for 1-minute increments. As soon as it's warm and defrosted but not hot, give it 25 seconds on high and voila!
 
Jesus, how long has that thing been in there?

Seriously.
Either

a) It's been in there 30 yrs
b) Your freezer isn't cold enough and there's a waterfall of some sort, soaking everything
c) You've pulled it out, changed your mind and put it back about 3,782 times, and the friction has worn the cardboard down.
 
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