When you find a TV dinner deep in the freezer but the instructions wore off

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  1. Clippy

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    These gifs indicate emotional disregulation
     
  3. Clippy

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    Andersons Foot Former constable & Assistant Acting PWD GM Platinum Member

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    Cut a hole in the top to vent & cook for 4 to 4 1/2 minutes.

    That’s universal.
     
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    Jesus, how long has that thing been in there?
     
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    Drama much.

    Can you include some gifs describing your reaction is something truly bad happened?

    and go
     
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    Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah

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    You're better off eating your poop
     
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  8. Clippy

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    It's too full of ice and freezer burnt :(

     
  9. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    If there is too much frost on it it will be soggy. Throw away
     
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  10. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    But isn't that all Canadian cuisine tho?
     
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    You alrdy paid for it. Eat it. Accept the diarrhea consequences.
     
  12. Katsumi Yamada

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    Google the product and find out the instructions
     
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    It may be better to try and heat it up in the oven rather than microwave if it’s that old. It may taste better.
     
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  14. Clippy

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    I tried to give it to a homeless man but a police officer interjected and said I was committing a hate crime
     
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    Stop eating TV dinners altogether. Problem solved.
     
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    What am I suppose to do on days when I'm in a bind and have no time? Or for days when I simply hate myself?
     
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    You sack up, down a 6 scoop protein shake with whole milk and oats. Go bench 315. And revel in the fact that you won’t be a chicken chest anymore
     
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    OG with Lawn dust Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Naan andHummus from none other than Costco?
     
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    Then swing by the food court for a delicious hot dog and soda and just to be safe better order a few slices of Pizza
     
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