When I was a kid I got trapped inside a pillowcase

[Clippy]

Sometimes I still think about it

 

[Clippy]

Okay how the fuck is this related

 

[Sobek]

I always wondered if you were half retarded or if it's just a gimmick.

Still not sold either way.

 

[Clippy]

I always wondered if you were half retarded or if it's just a gimmick.

Still not sold either way.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[nonoob]

Clippy said: Sometimes I still think about it

Ummm, how could ya not? ​

 

[Clippy]

Which half

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

Better than a potato sack I guess.
Shit itches.

 

[Jackonfire]

When I was little I got my head stuck in the railing on the front porch. I don't remember it but my family still laughs at me about it.

 

[Slobodan]

When I was little I got my head stuck in the railing on the front porch. I don't remember it but my family still laughs at me about it.

When I was a kid back in the old country I stuck a little bead/seed up my nose because I was a dumb kid. This was at night and so the local doctor was drunk and couldn't get it out so we had to drive to the city lol

 

[nonoob]

When I was a kid back in the old country I stuck a little bead/seed up my nose because I was a dumb kid. This was at night and so the local doctor was drunk and couldn't get it out so we had to drive to the city lol

Mannn, you can't imagine my difficulty to avoid clicking the "Haha" emoji !

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Was it purple?

 

[yamahacrasher]

@Clippy are you back or is this just a tease?

 

[Milgrim]

When I was little I got my head stuck in the railing on the front porch. I don't remember it but my family still laughs at me about it.

They are correct to do so, IMO.

 

[William Huggins]

What colour was it?

 

[PurpleStorm]

Glad you survived it clipster.

 

[Fedorgasm]

That was your parents deciding whether or not to throw you in the river.

Looks like Mom won. Give her a hug.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Sometimes I still think about it

1. How did you get stuck in the pillowcase?

2. How did you get unstuck from the pillowcase?

 

[Tone C]

And by " kid " you mean 47.

 

[MarloStanfield]

Cool