What's your best advice for getting an ex back?

Der Eisbär

Der Eisbär

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Look, I know this may sound beta as fuck; but seriously trust me guys I'm not! 6'4 220 benching the 475. Srs guise.

I've smashed my fair share of Boise/208 dimes (and a plethora of 801 dimes as well) in my time. I've smashed not one, not two, but THREE sisters (girls that are sisters with each other not me you sick fucks) within a short period of time (2 months). My body count sits at 40-45 currently.

But this one chick.... this one.... that never gave up on me, that never fucked me over, that put up with all my bullshit for so many years, that supported me and gave me her all so many times... I can't get her out of my head. It's been 2 fucking years sherbros, yet she's still there. I can't fucking let go. No matter how many times I've determined to do so. No matter how much I smashed. No matter how much I lift weights, better myself, etc etc. Nothing is doing it. WTF is wrong with me???

So I come to you asking this:

do you have any super secret tricks you use to grab an ex back?

DONT GET ME WRONG:
I have gotten ex's back in the past. Not the ones I really wanted back, but I've done it. But nothing has worked with this girl.

No matter how much time I give it, no matter how much I put my best foot forward, no matter how much I leave her alone; when I make an attempt, nothing works. There is just pure hatred in her heart for me.

For context:
I never cheated.

Anyone can be persuaded with the right words; ANYONE. What do I have to do? What do I have to say sherbros????

Thanks for reading my diary.

BTW she is a like a 5'0 Mila Kunis complete with the very very light darker skin, Mila Kunis luscious lips and eyes.

edit: Fuck you if you wanna take advantage of drunken Eisbar in his hour of need and laugh at me!! I'm a classy broad!!!
 
Mila kunis type, eh? So negative ass?

I say you move on.
 
Bobby Boulders said:
Just move on.

Best advice I can give.
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bro didn't you read the OP? I have sincerely given it my best effort for two years. Have smashed many broads since here, many of them being even better looking than her.

But she was the complete package: good looking, a freak in bed, extremely supportive of me, put up with my bullshit, was by my side no matter what.

I've never done this 'want to get an ex back' thing before until recently. With her.
 
Der Eisbar said:
bro didn't you read the OP? I have sincerely given it my best effort for two years. Have smashed many broads since here, many of them being even better looking than her.

But she was the complete package: good looking, a freak in bed, extremely supportive of me, put up with my bullshit, was by my side no matter what.

I've never done this 'want to get an ex back' thing before until recently. With her.
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It isn't just your decision, playboy.

If it has been two years and she isn't calling you to get back together, that should be your hint, my friend.
 
I think you’re trying to find somebody else to fill the void in your heart. It doesn’t matter how much you bench or how much pussy you smash, if you don’t find a sense of inner confidence, a center, you will always have this problem.
 
JudoThrowFiasco said:
damn dude, every few months you get yourself mentally cats cradled over relationships: past. present and future. For such a "confident" guy you sure do put that pussy on pedestal

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/w...-ex-after-6-years-new-kid-in-picture.3256367/
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I'm confused. At what point from that thread did you think I really gave that much of a fuck about that girl?

It was like "hey this ex of mine is trying to smash again and now has a kid, what should I do?"

And you're looking into it like "OMG this guy is so emotional over his ex with a new kid. What a cuck lel."

I don't really give that much of a fuck about the girl from that thread. There's some lingering feelings for her but not that much. I feel it's pretty evident from that thread.
 
Bobby Boulders said:
It isn't just your decision, playboy.

If it has been two years and she isn't calling you to get back together, that should be your hint, my friend.
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She's come calling here and there with some vague texts about 'listening to such and such song and how she's missing me' but nothing super forward. Not that big of a deal but it means she's thinking.
 
Best way to get her back is to not want her back.

Still might not work, but it is better than letting her know you're perpetually ready and waiting.
 
Der Eisbar said:
I'm confused. At what point from that thread did you think I really gave that much of a fuck about that girl?

It was like "hey this ex of mine is trying to smash again and now has a kid, what should I do?"

And you're looking into it like "OMG this guy is so emotional over his ex with a new kid. What a cuck lel."

I don't really give that much of a fuck about the girl from that thread. There's some lingering feelings for her but not that much. I feel it's pretty evident from that thread.
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i dont know, maybe the fact you took the time to create a thread about it? Then go on to talk about how you're in a relationship rut and now this.

I never called you a cuck or attacked you on it, just seems you get a little to vested in these things -- no need to go hostile here.
 
JudoThrowFiasco said:
i dont know, maybe the fact you took the time to create a thread about it? Then go on to talk about how you're in a relationship rut and now this.

I never called you a cuck or attacked you on it, just seems you get a little to vested in these things -- no need to go hostile here.
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Dude I'm just putting words in your mouth in classic sherdog fashion and not taking it seriously at all. No hostility here what so over. I'm unfuckwithable, unjimmyrustable.

Only thing I have to really respond to in your post is your statement that it seems I get a little too vested in these 'things'.

This girl was the most significant relationship I've had in my entire life. The closest I ever came to getting married and the closest I came to having kids. Both almost happened. This chick followed me out to North fucking Dakota while I worked in the oil fields just to be with me. Then subsequently followed me to Utah. There is no woman that has ever put so much faith in me.
 
Der Eisbar said:
She's come calling here and there with some vague texts about 'listening to such and such song and how she's missing me' but nothing super forward. Not that big of a deal but it meanthinking.
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Sounds like a waste of time to me. Just being honest, bud. I am fairly certain I am not the only one here who thinks this.

You don't wanna waste energy with a situation like this. Despite how you feel, there's a girl in this world, or probably literally thousands, who are better than this girl you're hung up on. It is hard to see them when you're focused on one.

Anyway, personally, I would never want to get back with a girl who sends vague texts for two years while I am agonizing over that fact I am not with her. Anyone can do better than that, friend. That's just making you miserable.
 
Pictures needed before advice should be given.
 
Der Eisbar said:
Dude I'm just putting words in your mouth in classic sherdog fashion and not taking it seriously at all. No hostility here what so over. I'm unfuckwithable, unjimmyrustable.

Only thing I have to really respond to in your post is your statement that it seems I get a little too vested in these 'things'.

This girl was the most significant relationship I've had in my entire life. The closest I ever came to getting married and the closest I came to having kids. Both almost happened. This chick followed me out to North fucking Dakota while I worked in the oil fields just to be with me. Then subsequently followed me to Utah. There is no woman that has ever put so much faith in me.
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Dude, you're 25 years old...pondering this shit at this age is counterproductive to your biggest life advantage right -- your fucking youth. I get sometimes sipping on the whiskey triggers the lost love memory bank but that shit is is best reserved for a man's 50's -- but at this point, just live your life as carefree as you can -- youre not really in control of how things end up, all you can do is be you and whatever happens will do so, but it will feel natural and effortless in the grand scheme.
 
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