What's the weirdest thing you've ever done in the shower?

[45ACP]

I had my very first shower beer last night at 39 years old. It was fantastic, highly recommend. I don't know why it took me so long to do this or why I never came up with the idea on my own but I'm taking this as evidence that my therapist is wrong and I'm not really an alcoholic.

Anyway, this got me thinking. People probably do some weird shit in the shower so I got curious (no homo).

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done, or ever heard of someone doing in the shower?

Spoiler

If you're going to tell us about pooping in a girl's mouth or something like that please don't, I don't want to know about that stuff.

Spoiler

just kidding, of course I do

I don't really have much but I'll start. This isn't really weird per se, but once I was so sick I was vomiting and having explosive diarrhea simultaneously and I was so weak I could barely sit up, so I just got in the tub with the shower water running, laid down, and shit and puked all over myself.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

What's a shower beer?

Drinking a beer in a shower usually just after waking up

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

69 blumpkin

 

[SRN]

Unfortunately it was pooping and playing with it. I was a child and I was fucked up in the head apparently. Years later I watched South Park tell a similar story so I guess that's somewhat normal.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Shower beer is a great way to start the evening, to be sure.

 

[SammyPops]

I was so hung over after a friend's bachelor party so badly that I sat done in the tub and fell asleep during a shower.

 

[Drenalin]

I had my very first shower beer last night at 39 years old. It was fantastic, highly recommend. I don't know why it took me so long to do this or why I never came up with the idea on my own but I'm taking this as evidence that my therapist is wrong and I'm not really an alcoholic.

Anyway, this got me thinking. People probably do some weird shit in the shower so I got curious (no homo).

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done, or ever heard of someone doing in the shower?

Spoiler

If you're going to tell us about pooping in a girl's mouth or something like that please don't, I don't want to know about that stuff.

Spoiler

just kidding, of course I do

I don't really have much but I'll start. This isn't really weird per se, but once I was so sick I was vomiting and having explosive diarrhea simultaneously and I was so weak I could barely sit up, so I just got in the tub with the shower water running, laid down, and shit and puked all over myself.

I also drank a beer in the shower for the first time about 2 weeks ago. It was nothing special. Simply drinking a beer while taking a shower. I heard the guys on my local morning show talking about it like it was amazing, but I didn't see the big deal.

 

[Protectandserve]

Does pulling dead people out of it count?

 

[MikeMcMann]

Does pulling dead people out of it count?

well depends. .

How many???

@Zer calls that his usual Sunday morning clean up after a good weekends partying.

 

[Krixes]

True story... When I was 14 I fell and cracked my ribs in the shower. My brother had to help me out of the shower since I was being in a little bitch and couldn't move. My entire family still makes fun of me for this.

 

[45ACP]

Shower beer is a great way to start the evening, to be sure.

Yessir, I had just gotten home after two hours of BJJ. I wanted a beer but I also needed a shower, so I decided this was the perfect opportunity to combine the two.

Does pulling dead people out of it count?

Knowing the line of work you're in I'd say that's not that weird unless the dead people were in YOUR OWN shower.

 

[tehend]

Pooped in the shower while my sister was in there.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

When I was around 15 years old, I peed while I was showering

 

[45ACP]

Pooped in the shower while my sister was in there.

LOL how old were you? Was it intentional? I need context.

When I was around 15 years old, I peed while I was showering

I pee in the shower almost daily. In fact, IIRC I peed while drinking my shower beer last night.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Pooped in the shower while my sister was in there.

Do you often shower with your sister?

 

[tehend]

LOL how old were you? Was it intentional? I need context.

I had to poop and the toilet was taken.

Do you often shower with your sister?

You don't?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I had to poop and the toilet was taken.


You don't?

Yes I shower with your sister all the time

 

[bref]

Pooped in the shower while my sister was in there.

I also pooped in the shower while your sister was in there.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Prepared dinner for a party of 4 people....

 

[45ACP]

Do you often shower with your sister?

Dude read his sig. He's gay so it's not a big deal.