Don't worry, Ronda has it covered.
Care to share one of those jokes?
Oh, I've seen those before. I'd forgotten that you were that guy. You are funny.Link I’m my sig has a lot of them
Not really confessions when you shout em from the rooftops.Ok. Any confessions about banging the strippers??![]()
LOLNot really confessions when you shout em from the rooftops.
Sounds fishy, there is more to that storyI arrived in Budapest too early, I didn't speak a word of hungarian so I walked to two taxi drivers and asked one of them if he could take me to a bar (they both laughed but I didn't give it too much notice). I get in and he drives me for at least half an hour and in the meantime we drive by plenty of bars. Then we arrive at destination. I pay him and walk inside. I don't remember seeing any logo or writing on the entrance, but it was indeed a bar.. with an odd clientele. The barman was muscular and wore wifebeaters. He didn't talk much with other customers and he didn't look too happy. He had a really hard jawline, one you could beat open a door with. Anyway, I order a drink.. he bends down to pick up a glass and lo and behold, the logo/name of the was right behind him - "Flaming Cocks"
I think it was an ode to Elvis Presley, I'm not sure. But I didn't take any risks. I drank and left right after

The barman looked like the guy in your avatar, except he had hairSounds fishy, there is more to that story![]()
LOL so he wasn’t fabulous lookingThe barman looked like the guy in your avatar, except he had hair
Liked for use of "dieded ".The Lakeview Pub in Williams Lake, BC, Canada. There was no lake, in view, of The Lakeview. It's since burned to the ground, two people dieded.
I played a Hell's Angel's wake there. I found a chunk of a ear in the dudes bathroom, saw a stripper break out in tears, in a diamond studded thong, run off stage mid show screaming "we were just friends!", just about asphyxiated from Angel's laying patches in the bar, with their bikes, on the carpet, had to play "Born to be wild" 5 times in a row, cocaine (I think), it goes on and on.
RIP-"Fingers"
Edit: Shout out to The Mad Trapper Pub in Inuvik, NWT...you're a close second.
LOL so he wasn’t fabulous looking
WRONG THREAD!I've only ever been in maybe 2 bars tops. The idea of being around stranger spend 500% overpay on drinks just seems not fun
Yes and let's stay off metoo. Ashley Judd could be mad at us.When you say fabulous, do you mean teh ghey?
Zangief from Street Fighter doesn't look fabulous either, but he'd give us both something to post about on #metoo
So we know what is your target audience.I think it was this bar called Ugly’s. My band played there a couple times. It was nothing but redneck trash.