whats the most sexually depraved thing u have ever done?

Oh yeah, most depraved thing. Well, worst I can think of right now is sex with 4 women in one day, 3 of them taking it in the pooper. Nothing too depraved.

Now, had I let my wife's 17 year old cousin continue what she was up when I woke up during her visit, I would have another story all together. hahahahahaha
 
Amen brotha!

Imagine being one of those african chiefs who are polygamists! All those pregnant women bearing your lovechild!

A living tribute to your potency!
 
well i have another.. we were alot of guys on a cruse-ship and i fucked a girl i the room with 2 dudes and 2 girls in the same room. and she game me a BJ and swallowed!!! that was a little sick but i dont care i was drunk and so where they!!
 
yep but it is a little..just a little sick......come on...
 
Originally posted by FATSEXY
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance


The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump



People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.




Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out



First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.


Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stoopid!



Oh, yeah, come on and break it down



Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
 
Originally posted by The Jake
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH great one Bloodlust.

Fucking a girl in a school uniform would be mine. That was great.

- The Jake

How about fucking her while wearing her skirt?

My buddy Renzo (Thats Renzo, not Henzo) did that once.

Worse thing I have done was fucking a girl in the ass.
 
I was given a blowjob on a coach up to the Hunter Valley.

Letting one girl use a strap on on me. It was a quit pro quo thing. She let me do her if she could do me.:)

Sex with someone dressed as a schoolgirl. (Not very depraved when we used to go to School Disco at the Hanover Grand in London). Every girl is a dressedas a schoolgirl there.

Sex at SIngapore airport
 
That's sick. How the hell can you let a girl screw you with a strap on.
 
Originally posted by Don2000g
That's sick. How the hell can you let a girl screw you with a strap on.

Lots of lube the bite down on a pillow so you don't scream too loud.:D
 
Originally posted by Matt in Oz


Lots of lube the bite down on a pillow so you don't scream too loud.:D

Matt, it does say you are in Sydney, what do you do around Mardi Gras Time!!

Just kidding mate, whatever rattles your chain. I wouldn't let my current girl do me with a strap on, she would see it as a chance for payback!
 
Originally posted by seldomTap


Matt, it does say you are in Sydney, what do you do around Mardi Gras Time!!

Just kidding mate, whatever rattles your chain. I wouldn't let my current girl do me with a strap on, she would see it as a chance for payback!

If I'd enjoyed it I'd still be doing it. :D
I wanted some anal sex and I thought I'd bite the bullet (or pillow).;)
 
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