Originally posted by Hound
I whacked off to one those witches in the forest in the Wizardry VII computer game.
You shoulda seen em man...
I'm sorry I will be busy for a little while.
Originally posted by donegal
I know I'm gonna sound like some redneck now, but I pegged one of my cousins years ago.
But I have to admit, she is fuckin hot....
Originally posted by seldomTap
Wierdo!
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I guess doing my ex in the dumper one night and having people over the next day was funny. She couldn't hardly sit down as her ass was too sore (weak chick) so I made her tell my mates why that was
Originally posted by seldomTap
Did those pics of it I sent you come out OK?
Originally posted by Hound
Yes the strap on you were wearing was quite impressive. I retract my non-belief comment...
Originally posted by big_mack
I used to be a chef. Seriously guys, don't ever go into a restraunt and act like a dick if the food isn't served just how you want it, because I don't know of a single bodily fluid that I haven't seen added to someones food. One place I worked, my boss used to come in every night and make me cook him a pepper steak. So I'd get those little green rat poison pellets and add them to the pepper sauce. And the arsehole loved it! So every night this motherfucker comes in and has me cook him a pepper steak, and each night I add a little more rat poison than the night before. And he kept telling me it was a great steak and he never seemed to get sick. The first time I only put in a pinch, but it got to the point where I was putting in a level tablespoon every night, And then one night, he just didn't come in to work. Nobody knew where he was...
Turned out he had just been fired for stealing. But i have to admit I was shitting bricks for a while there!
Originally posted by Kato
When I was 6 months pregnant I became very... horny... needless to say so did my ex-husband. We went to a doctors appointment, he was allowed in to see the baby in the ultrasound... the doctor stepped out for a while for an urgent call, well me being there with my legs spread apart and what not...made him feel aroused... so we did it in the doctors office...