What would you do if you were out hiking and...

[John Wang]

You decided, "Oh hey look, a fackin' cucumber! I'm going to go take a closer look!", then as you hover over it for inspection...

BOOOOOM all over your fackin' face!!


Seriously though, any see an actual cucumber do this before?

 

[Primitivo]

Mine does.

 

[John Wang]

Mine does.

PROVE IT

 

[choke you]

He came......is normal

 

[Primitivo]

PROVE IT

 

[SMillard]

I'd wipe my face off and keep my damn mouth shut about it. Because it never happened

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Never go hiking backwards through a cucumber field.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I would stomp that shit out.

 

[Gazwald]

Still better than most shop-bought salad dressings

 

[Coconut Joe]

 

[trolololol]

The cucumber is a metaphor for your latent homosexuality imo.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

Lawsuit!

 

[ironwolf]

I'd cum at the same time so that it would be more special.


I always found it strange when the chick orgasms and I'm like ok then, just lay there while I pound like a madman for a
Minute so I can finish too.

 

[HelloJapan]

Two can play that game cucumber...

 

[dildos]

Mine does.

Proof or gtfo!

 

[ironwolf]

I'd wipe my face off and keep my damn mouth shut about it. Because it never happened

Eff that, I'd make a thread about it on sherdog!!!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I would never be excited enough about a cucumber to walk over to it.



Probably because I'm not gay.

 

[ironwolf]

I would never be excited enough about a cucumber to walk over to it.



Probably because I'm not gay.

This too...

 

[Harmonica]

There's no turning back after the fact. Porn career is the only real solution.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

It's war with house umber!