What do you do?

[ChosenOne]

You are in bed and in that place where you just about to drift off to sleep.

You are suddenly made alert by a mosquito that buzzes right past your ear, so close it seems like she was deliberately buzzing the tower, and taunting you.

What do you do? (I did not know this is such a popular topic that there would be so many memes and literature on it)

- ignore it. Continue on to sleep and if it sucks your blood, oh well.
- get up. Turn all lights on and try and find and kill it.
- pull all sheets over your body and head and sleep under the tent hoping that protects you

What i do, and did last night, was take my one leg out from under the sheets and leave it out, as i fall asleep, hoping she takes that and not my face. I cannot stand having sheets over my head, so that is not really an option for me.

Why Mosquitos Sing Near Your Ears and How You Can Avoid it​

 

[ChosenOne]

I hope this topic is treated with the seriousness it deserves as one of the most compelling questions of our time.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

 

[Woldog]

I'll be straight up. I don't like this thread.

 

[badascan]

I immediately decided to not be poor anymore and buy screens... In the moment, I silently wait for the next pass and with the accuracy of cupid I rain down arrows in the form of my hand to dispatch of my would be sanguine parasite...

 

[Zer]

What i do, and did last night, was take my one leg out from under the sheets and leave it out, as i fall asleep, hoping she takes that and not my face.

Thinly veiled 'I have aids' thread

 

[Domitian]

Mosquitoes are attracted to light so just find a light source and wait for it to come to you and smash it.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I bought this little device that has a light that attracts mosquitoes and a little fan that sucks them into this trap.

I just leave that on all night and it eventually catches them.

 

[gondo]

You took your one leg out from under the sheets?
I’m more interested in the story of how you lost your other leg.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I keep my bedroom nice and cold. The mosquito would freeze to death.

I also have two fans running.

 

[RoastBeast]

I bought this little device that has a light that attracts mosquitoes and a little fan that sucks them into this trap.

I just leave that on all night and it eventually catches them.

Gonna have to look this one up.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Go to sleep. He's already been biting me the last 30 minutes while smoking outside...

 

[SalvadorAllende]

- get up. Turn all lights on and try and find and kill it.

This.
Every single time.

Die motherfucker die

 

[Osculater]

 

[boingyman]

Go to sleep. He's already been biting me the last 30 minutes while smoking outside...

West Nile Virus confirmed!

 

[helax]

I’ve gotten out of bed and gone outside to find crickets making noise. The aggression will not stand

 

[UberHere]

You are in bed and in that place where you just about to drift off to sleep.

You are suddenly made alert by a mosquito that buzzes right past your ear, so close it seems like she was deliberately buzzing the tower, and taunting you.

What do you do? (I did not know this is such a popular topic that there would be so many memes and literature on it)

- ignore it. Continue on to sleep and if it sucks your blood, oh well.
- get up. Turn all lights on and try and find and kill it.
- pull all sheets over your body and head and sleep under the tent hoping that protects you

What i do, and did last night, was take my one leg out from under the sheets and leave it out, as i fall asleep, hoping she takes that and not my face. I cannot stand having sheets over my head, so that is not really an option for me.

Why Mosquitos Sing Near Your Ears and How You Can Avoid it​

Kill it immediately.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Gonna have to look this one up.

Can't find the one I have, but this one looks like the same idea

Katchy Indoor Insect Trap https://a.co/d/bMiu72z

 

[Natural Order]

You fill the room with uppercuts until the buzzing subsides.

 

[ChosenOne]

You fill the room with uppercuts until the buzzing subsides.

I prefer to believe that your avatar is your response.