What is your Zodiac sign and how do you get along with rival signs?

[Intermission]

Just marry your own sign. I dont care what astrologer ding bat says about the matter. it's the safest bet.

 

[fungi]

My sign is cunt. I get along well with dicks but not with assholes

You is Australian?
I thought you were from Can-landia?

P.s. Dicks are the English. Pricks to be precise.
Cunts are the Ozzies.
Muricans are assholes.
Canlandians are pussies.
Etc.

 

[JangoMike]

Im not a Woman so i dont believe in that shit.

 

[Intermission]

Im not a Woman so i dont believe in that shit

Therr are plenty of male astrologers

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

You is Australian?
I thought you were from Can-landia?

P.s. Dicks are the English. Pricks to be precise.
Cunts are the Ozzies.
Muricans are assholes.
Canlandians are pussies.
Etc.

It's "Aussies" btw, and yes we are cunts, awesome cunts!

 

[JangoMike]

Therr are plenty of male astrologers

Im sure

 

[Contempt]

My Mom is a Capricorn. One of the most obstinate, hard headed people I have ever met. Every woman Capricorn I've met was the same way.

Why?!!

P.s. I can sorta get along with any Zodiac sign, as long as it's not an asshole.

Which month are the asshole zodiac signs born in?

 

[Intermission]

Hitler was a Taurus

"They are graceful and diligent laborers. They can be stubborn, bull-headed, and set in their ways, but they are also great listeners and very dependable. Tauruses can absolutely go on forever"

"Taureans can be gentle and they can be fierce, they don't like to be pushed"

 

[Gigacardio]

I'm Sagittarius. I get along with Aries, Gemini, and Virgo the best. Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces are in second place. I DON'T get along with Cancer and Libra.

 

[Slapjit]

Always been a Bagittarius mi nuh get along wid nobadi every1 di opps mi stay grindin' tho dun kno #GrindsetMindset

 

[Gigacardio]

I'm Sagittarius. I get along with Aries, Gemini, Virgo the best. Capricorn,

Zodiac summaries are worded vaguely so everyone buys into the bs. Unless you’re a 13 year old girl it’s stupid to believe in.

And are you into the habit of going on modern day witch hunts for people who believe in supernatural things that you don't believe in?

 

[Intermission]

I'm Sagittarius. I get along with Aries, Gemini, and Virgo the best. Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces are in second place. I DON'T get along with Cancer and Libra.

Getting along is one thing but Virgos can give a false impression of what you have with them. Remember I wrote that because 2 out of 2 people who fucked me over were virgos.

 

[Gigacardio]

Getting along is one thing but Virgos can give a false impression of what you have with them. Remember I wrote that because 2 out of 2 people who fucked me over were virgos.

Oh, well I've never been romantically involved with one.

 

[NoSmilez]

I don't follow this. I don't know who my ops are.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I'm a Scorpio.

It's bullshit, but also the only thing cool about me.

 

[Intermission]

Im a Leo. I like fishing and mountain climbing

 

[Intermission]

Oh, well I've never been romantically involved with one.

Fucked over is not a romantic term

 

[Intermission]

I'm a Scorpio.

It's bullshit, but also the only thing cool about me.

Then you don't read like an open book. Good for you

 

[fungi]

It's "Aussies" btw, and yes we are cunts, awesome cunts!

If I want to call youse Ozzies, Imma call youse Ozzies, oy ya cunt!!!

 

[fungi]

Which month are the asshole zodiac signs born in?

All year round. It's a universal, ubiquitous sign. Unfortunately.