What is your morning caffeine fix?

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  1. Provocateur Red Belt

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    I'm a coffee guy myself but have long wondered if there is a better option. Around the office I see people drinking tea, sodas, energy drinks, etc. but none of those really do it for me. So what say you?
     
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    The sugar in soda always made me feel like crap by 10am. Never understood that. And energy drinks make me feel like I have to shot my pants. I’m a coffee guy.
     
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    A lot of coffee. Especially now that I am on day shift again. I drink like 2 large cups a day minimum.
     
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    6-8 cups of coffee.
     
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    One cup of coffee around 6:15 AM after I get to work. A second cup of coffee some time after 7 AM. Finally, my last cup around 2 PM.
     
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    Must be fun hearing your blood pressure reading when you visit the Doctor!
     
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    It's totally normal, actually. Never had issues with any of that shit, really. I've abused the shit out of my body over the years, but it's a sturdy vessel. For now at least...
     
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    That's just your internal voices. I'd just listen to them...
     
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  12. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    coffee 30 oz iced, hazelnut creamer make it myself. I don't drink coffee throughout the day now because I don't have time. occasionally ill drink a soda can but I try to avoid them and only drink like a maximum of 12 oz a soda a day. haven't drank energy drinks since 2009.
     
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    Coffee. Like a pot and a half on a bad day 2 or 3 cups on a good one
     
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    black coffee no sugar as and when i feel like it. which is a lot, i work nights.
     
  18. mooseman17 Black Belt

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    About 12-20 straight black coffees per day. Depending on the length of day. However, it’s also from my company’s Keureg, so they’re bullshit watered down coffees. I’d say that’s about 5 normal coffees at best. The interesting thing is I don’t drink coffee outside of work and don’t get caffeine headaches on the weekends.
     
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    Used to drink 2-3 pots of coffee a day, since the 90s. Then I switched to Decaf after reading through this:

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7230935/
     
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    Couple of lines and a shot tequila.
     
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