What is your morning caffeine fix?

[Provocateur]

I'm a coffee guy myself but have long wondered if there is a better option. Around the office I see people drinking tea, sodas, energy drinks, etc. but none of those really do it for me. So what say you?

 

[faustian]

Meth. Lots and lots of meth

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

The sugar in soda always made me feel like crap by 10am. Never understood that. And energy drinks make me feel like I have to shot my pants. I’m a coffee guy.

 

[Protectandserve]

A lot of coffee. Especially now that I am on day shift again. I drink like 2 large cups a day minimum.

 

[HereticBD]

6-8 cups of coffee.

 

[Ichibanner]

One cup of coffee around 6:15 AM after I get to work. A second cup of coffee some time after 7 AM. Finally, my last cup around 2 PM.

 

[Ichibanner]

6-8 cups of coffee.

Must be fun hearing your blood pressure reading when you visit the Doctor!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Must be fun hearing your blood pressure reading when you visit the Doctor!

I can hear my blood pressure in my head

 

[HereticBD]

Must be fun hearing your blood pressure reading when you visit the Doctor!

It's totally normal, actually. Never had issues with any of that shit, really. I've abused the shit out of my body over the years, but it's a sturdy vessel. For now at least...

 

[THE Red Beard]

I can hear my blood pressure in my head

That's just your internal voices. I'd just listen to them...

 

[Squintz]

20 mg add her all.

 

[Jesus X]

coffee 30 oz iced, hazelnut creamer make it myself. I don't drink coffee throughout the day now because I don't have time. occasionally ill drink a soda can but I try to avoid them and only drink like a maximum of 12 oz a soda a day. haven't drank energy drinks since 2009.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Coffee. Like a pot and a half on a bad day 2 or 3 cups on a good one

 

[Batjester]

Tony Montana levels of cocaine.

 

[JJ Frog]

 

[sweetviolenturg]

60 mg of Adderall & one of these:

 

[neverwas]

black coffee no sugar as and when i feel like it. which is a lot, i work nights.

 

[mooseman17]

About 12-20 straight black coffees per day. Depending on the length of day. However, it’s also from my company’s Keureg, so they’re bullshit watered down coffees. I’d say that’s about 5 normal coffees at best. The interesting thing is I don’t drink coffee outside of work and don’t get caffeine headaches on the weekends.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I'm a coffee guy myself but have long wondered if there is a better option. Around the office I see people drinking tea, sodas, energy drinks, etc. but none of those really do it for me. So what say you?

Used to drink 2-3 pots of coffee a day, since the 90s. Then I switched to Decaf after reading through this:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7230935/

 

[clutchCAT420]

Couple of lines and a shot tequila.