Social What is the difference with John and Jon

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I knew a guy who went by Jhon. We had to part ways.

@NoGoodNamesLeft

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Jon is the backwards baseball cap wearing, 4 loco drinking, weed smoking version of John

Just like Garfield's owner...

 

[CrimsomSky]

As a Richard I get Rick, Ricky, Rich, Richie, Dick and Dickie.

……mainly Dick, must be said.

What’s the thing with calling someone dick when his name is Richard?

 

[Tone C]

What's the difference between Jon and John ?

One letter. You're welcome.

 

[Fedorgasm]

You take a shit on the John.

While Jon is the guy that will blow you after 2 drinks.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I was trying to think of the best versions of John and Jon, and this is what I came up with. So I think "John" wins.

 

[Michaelangelo]

One is an asshole and the other is an undercover asshole

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

tbf evryteone i ever manemes john or john has beeen a fucking peice of shity

 

[Jack Reacheround]

The spelling.

 

[mb23100]

I'm still confused as to how "Richard" somehow turns into "Dick". One mystery at a time.

King Richard the first was a dick. Just look at him.

 

[StonedLemur]

I knew a guy who went by Jhon. We had to part ways.

Yeah that spelling is only done by a shifty bastad sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

John drives an F-150, drinks Miler Lite, and will fix your leaky faucet. Jon has a man-bun, only drinks craft beers, and hangs out at coffee houses.

My cousin John is a mechanic...your post is 100% true sir lol.

 

[horc00]

I'm still confused as to how "Richard" somehow turns into "Dick". One mystery at a time.

Or Robert to Bob. Edward to Ned.

 

[rckoltrane]

Idk but John is cooler because you could call him Johnny.

 

[horc00]

John drives an F-150, drinks Miler Lite, and will fix your leaky faucet. Jon has a man-bun, only drinks craft beers, and hangs out at coffee houses.

A Jon, man-buns, craft beer and starbucks all in one picture.

 

[HereticBD]

Or Robert to Bob. Edward to Ned.

At least those are in the ballpark of their original names. This is like if "Suzanne" was somehow turned into "bitch", and everyone just went with it.

 

[Yorick]

what about "Jan"?
or yan, or juan, or jean, or جون

 

[Milgrim]

Yeah that spelling is only done by a shifty bastad sir lol.

 

[Seano]

Jon is short for Jonathan. Any parent who names their kid "Jon" is a dumb ass.

 

[Seano]

I knew a guy who went by Jhon. We had to part ways.

Oh, f*ck that. Why do people do that shit to their kids?