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What is MMA called in German?

E Undead said:
Germans hating Americans? no!
In Europe people often say Americans are stupid, but Americans aren't hated.
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True. Americans are not hated at all in Germany. We think most of Americans are really small minded and kind of ignorant (dumb) but nobody will hate you. Dont worry.
 
Have MANY German friends and enjoy hanging out with them.

I have had some good times with the German women here also :D

I LOVE BEING STATIONED IN GERMANY!!!
 
Rubbel die Katz said:
MMA is NOT banned in Germany!

And please just stop comparing Nazi-Germany with Germany...
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MMA has been banned by the bavarian media commission. Since almost every TV channel in Germany has a license and station in bavaria it is basically a nationwide TV ban.
 
FlyingHendo said:
MMA has been banned by the bavarian media commission. Since almost every TV channel in Germany has a license and station in bavaria it is basically a nationwide TV ban.
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Yeah thats a tv-ban. MMA itself is not banned. But let's be honest, even if mma would'nt be banned from television, there won't be much people watching it. DSF/Sport1 would destroy it with sex-commercials and Eurosport would have fucking Alex von der Groeben as a commentator. :icon_chee
 
Rubbel die Katz said:
Yeah thats a tv-ban. MMA itself is not banned. But let's be honest, even if mma would'nt be banned from television, there won't be much people watching it. DSF/Sport1 would destroy it with sex-commercials and Eurosport would have fucking Alex von der Groeben as a commentator. :icon_chee
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I never said that MMA has been banned completely in germany. I talked about TV bans only.

On the other hand you're pretty much right about how Sport1 would fuck up with their MMA broadcasts as they always did via cheapest sex-commercials. I just think that media coverage via TV is still the most efficient way to get something into the mainstream in germany and thats why it hurts MMA's/UFC's developments there.
 
FlyingHendo said:
I never said that MMA has been banned completely in germany. I talked about TV bans only.

On the other hand you're pretty much right about how Sport1 would fuck up with their MMA broadcasts as they always did via cheapest sex-commercials. I just think that media coverage via TV is still the most efficient way to get something into the mainstream in germany and thats why it hurts MMA's/UFC's developments there.
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I know you never said that, thats why I was quoting Chillout010 :)

It will take years to go mainstream in germany, it's not done with a couple of shows and you are right about the media coverage. But as long as the fucking BILD writes articles like their last one, MMA will always be perceived negatively because every dickhead reads that shitty paper.

I am happy with MMA being an underground sport in germany though. Sure as hell don't need casual fans talking stupid shit about last events... it's already worse enough with football. Right now it feels like you are part of a small, hardcore fan group and I am fine with that.
 
Rubbel die Katz said:
DSF/Sport1 would destroy it with sex-commercials . :icon_chee
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whats your problem with sport1 sex commercials, i always prefer them over those stupid daytime ads (boobies just really do it for me and when they advertise some call-a-horny-granny-ad just close your eyes)
 
Chillout010 said:
It's kinda weird that Germany went from being a country that terrorized the whole freaking planet (twice!) to a country that bans mma 'cause it's "too violent".
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C'mon man, seriously? This is exactly why people say the things they say about Americans.

And on topic...

MMA is actually growing decently well in Germany. Its probably (i'm guessing here) larger than it is in spain or italy. On par with France.

You can find some grappling schools in most major cities - even BJJ ones. I think Germany has 3-4 legit blackbelts now. Its there, give it some time.
 
The U.S looks stupider than it is is because we export so much culture or whatever you want to call it. You guys gobble the shit up, too. There are a lot of smart people in the U.S but the idiots seem to do a much better job at getting attention.
 
zokce said:
My dream is to move to Germany. From what I've read about it, it seems like a great country to live in. It seems like it suits the life I want to live.

Another reason is that I'm half German. It sounds pretentious to have that as an influence to move there, though.

Are the rumors of Germans hating Americans true? Because I feel like if I moved there I'd get tons of shit. That could be completely wrong, they are just things I've heard.
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Go to Switzerland, it's like Germany 3.0
Salaries are 2-3 times as high as in Germany, taxes are 2-3 times lower, girls are hotter, landscapes are amazing, you can go snowboarding 5 months a year.
 
Deutche sprechen, trying to learn it now... I would like to go to Germany to work, lot's of job opportunities there. And great beer! German people also seem to appreciate good quality music, like Mot
 
Eisenkarl said:
Go to Switzerland, it's like Germany 3.0
Salaries are 2-3 times as high as in Germany, taxes are 2-3 times lower, girls are hotter, landscapes are amazing, you can go snowboarding 5 months a year.
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Switzerland is really small country, can't really compere the job markets. I work on the IT-field and in Germany it seems that there are crazy amount of jobs.

Im also so ugly myself that i dont want to set the woman standards too high. Not british low or anything, i think Germany would suit me.
 
GabbaGabba said:
Switzerland is really small country, can't really compere the job markets. I work on the IT-field and in Germany it seems that there are crazy amount of jobs.

Im also so ugly myself that i dont want to set the woman standards too high. Not british low or anything, i think Germany would suit me.
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Yeah if you want ugly chicks, Germany is the right place for you ;)
Swiss Job Market is bigger than you think though, banks in particular pay their IT guys REALLY well...
 
@TS I heard they recently changed it to:

ich mochte deine schwester ficken
 
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