What does Vin Diesel do if you ask him to take off his shoes? Height frauding Vin Diesel

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  1. Sir Galahad

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    What arms?
     
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    He's such an average dude.
     
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    The ones next to her shoulders
     
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    Is he literally standing up on his tip-toes in this photo?

    At first I found this thread ridiculous, but he legitimately looks like a kid at the doctor with a ruler above his head. He's stretching. It almost looks like he's trying to push off Donnie Yen's shoulders.
     
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    must have small wang what else could cause such extreme height insecure. like conor!
     
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    lmao legit didnt even notice the gun
     
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    Is it just me or his left shin looks really weird. Looks like broken.
     
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    To me, he comes off as a guy with a fragile sense of masculinity. He always seems to be worried about height (by evidence of those pictures).

    Also, after that picture was taken of him looking fabby, Vin posted a picture of himself having worked out and addressed all of the haters. This comes off as insecure to me.
     
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    it's the misleading left kneepad, it's not actually where his knee is
     
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    I thought I read somewhere that Vin is gay. Anyone else hear that or am I misremembering?
     
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    This is a fantastic fucking thread..... Wow... This dude and his platform shoes. He is basically wearing heals....
     
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    it all about the D.. if you are above average or huge you dont care but if real small do.
     
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    Lol at this thread still going.


    Dude is one of the most overrated humans in history. He's not great looking, not physically impressive, and his acting is decent by TODAY'S standards, but that's nothing. He was the sign that idiot white women liked anything that wasn't a completely white male.. Because it couldn't have been anything else, as he is captain average all day.
     
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    I heard that too, but unless a celeb says it themselves I ignore it. Every celebrity has been called gay at one point, it's like a rite of passage.
     
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    And you guys say minorities make everything about race... -_-
     
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    Damn son, lol.

     
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    listen to his guardians of the galaxy interview (the first one)

    if you still dont think hes gay after that, then I'll take my gaydar in for service.
     

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