What does Vin Diesel do if you ask him to take off his shoes? Height frauding Vin Diesel

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  1. pinger

    pinger Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Statham is a gun, Vin is a can
     
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    I was wondering why TS gave such a shit but this is genuinely hilarious, never knew RDJ write such ridiculous lifts. I'm 6'6 and would happily donate a few inches to these manlets for a few million of theirs.

    Never fails to make me laugh how rich, successful people can still be so insecure about shit . Dude, you won at life stop with the lifts and the hair plugs.
     
  3. Legumes

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    Shane Carwin once crossed paths with Vin at a party back in the day and taught him the lost art of height-cutting.


    What Vin is doing is no different than I've seen countless guys do minus the elevator shoes = lie about their height. I always wonder when someone does this if the other people around me are aware that the person stating they're "x" height when they're not are full of shit.
     
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  4. TidWell

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    Lol vin looks like a kid standing on phone books, he really is trying to look as tall as possible, man how lomg is he going to,wear those lifted shoes?
     
  5. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    [​IMG]

    It looks like the woman in the middle with the flower dress has her left arm wrapped around the waist of the woman in the black dress, and flower dress has a gigantic left arm. Can't unsee.
     
  6. Norman Khabib

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    Seems weird you spend so much time arguing with people who called it exactly the way you describe it when you're arguing back. Every comment you make screams insecurity but you make sure there is no doubt by stating how you feel about potentially becoming "less of a man". I feel for you I really do. The grey cells are what matter and you are wasting yours looking around for people with similar insecurities.
     
  7. Norman Khabib

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    Are you sure those are "his" boots? because I'm pretty sure he didn't pop out for a coffee with his firearm, and if he did he would need a holster and presumably some firearms training so he knows how to hold it safely.

    my guess would be he's on set filming a scene, the gun is a prop and his entire outfit was picked for him.

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    What kind of parties do you go to where people demand that you take your shoes off? It's a party, not an airport security check.
     
  9. Norman Khabib

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    look at the red bar behind them, not only is it angled but it tapers too. Photography is a lot more complicated than "point and click" if you want accuracy, and clearly that wasn't a professionally taken photo.
     
  10. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    I mean he's gotta attract the best dudes, right?
     
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    Wow! This is crazy!
    The Rock is wearing lifts too! His shoes add an extra 2 inches in height.
    Vin Diesel's shoes add an extra 3 inches in height.
    So that means The Rock is my height?!? :eek:
    Paul Walker without lifts or high heels is the tallest one in this photo.
     
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    Loved how the ROCK son'd him. He wouldn't last 5 seconds in the Ring with the Great one.
     
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    HE SHRINKS!


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    wow and Bisping is listed as 6"1, I can't stop laughing at this one
     
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    Paul Walker seemed like a cool dude.
     
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    I'm not sure I mind if people wear lifts or not, whatever makes them happy.

    Saying that, it reminds me of when I was a cyber goth going to slime night. First time I went I was eye level with everyone as they were all wearing 6 inch platforms. I went and got myself some that made me 7ft. I used to wear a floor length black furry trenchcoat too and legit had people scream when I turned corners, the crowds of London used to part before me, it was fucking awesome.
     
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    I can't stop laughing at the hilariously goofy fucking face of the guy on the very left hahahaha
     
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  18. Norman Khabib

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    He reminds me of that english boxer that Povetkin knocked out recently, he's a big goofy fucker with massive ears as well

    David Price
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    Met Paul Walker at a gym in Hawaii before he passed. Had a nice conversation with him. Paul is probably around 6'0" because I'm 5'8".
     
  20. Medulla Omoplata

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    what about the lady with the arms though
     

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