What curse words and phrases y’all using

[fungi]

What

 

[-Magua-]

 

[IloveTHIS]

one time I was about to have dirty hot secks with a woman when I took her panties off and saw what looked like little bits of white yeast/mold/etc.

I gagged and almost threw up all over her. I thought she had a rampant yeast infection or some shit.

I told her I had to go right that minute and ran out the door not even fully dressed. I would later find out through text message that it was just little bits of toilet paper from her wiping her pussy after peeing. can you believe that?

 

[fungi]

one time I was about to have dirty hot secks with a woman when I took her panties off and saw what looked like little bits of white yeast/mold/etc.

I gagged and almost threw up all over her. I thought she had a rampant yeast infection or some shit.

I told her I had to go right that minute and ran out the door not even fully dressed. I would later find out through text message that it was just little bits of toilet paper from her wiping her pussy after peeing. can you believe that?

White yeast/mold? That girl musta been my dirty ex.

Dude, why didn't you tell her to wash fungi's spunk off?

And y u tryna become my eskimo bro?
Not that I mind or care, just axing? You know, to keep the convo up.

 

[eternaldarkness]

Nobgoblin...