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What curse words and phrases y’all using

Not many better though
 
I say fuck me when I screw up something or something isn’t going right.

Cunt, son of a bitch and fuck face are my other go to curse words. Fuck face is my personal favourite.That one’s just hilarious to me for some reason.
 
poo-devil
vegan
" You linguine-dicked motherfucker"
rasclat

and if we're in the championship rounds: bomba rasclat
 
Nonce rolls off the tongue beautifully.
 
Swearing to myself, I usually say the standard 'Fuck!', though I occasionally go with the Quebecois classic, 'Tabarnak!'.
'Daft cunt' is reserved for slow walkers and shitty drivers (under my breath, generally).

If I'm ever in a situation where I am looking to curse at someone directly, I'll go with something like "Go polish a floor, ya duck toucher!" or "You sand-licking, boot-sniffer!".

It gets a guy looking at you like{<huh}
while you touch em with teh jab.
 


This is how I express anger and frustration. I use these exact words^

My favorite is "SCARFLIMMINBARRRBB!"
 
Cunt doesn’t sound obscene to me but rather sounds like ordinary British anatomical parlance.
Twat just sounds silly.
How are you saying it? Sounds odd i know, but i have heard Americans pronounce it like twOT, where it should be twAT.
 
Douchebag. They are so many of them around
Go fuck yourself
Motherfucker
I would like to add scaliwag and nutty fudgekins to my lexicon too. Thry are both funny words.
 
I swear in Swedish, so here are some examples with an approximate translation in English:

"Fan" - devil,
"Djävel" - devil.
"Herredjävlar" - Lord devils.
"Djävlar i havet" - devils in the ocean.
"Helvete" - hell.
"Sjuhelvete" - seven hells.
"Sjutton gubbar" - seventeen men.
"Järnspikar" - iron nails.
"För bövelen" - for the executioner.
"Tusan" - a thousand.
"Attan" - eighteen.
... and probably more that I can't think of right now.
I don't think I ever use any swear words related to genitalia.
 
If I’m thinking in Spanish I will say “Chingas a tu puta madre”.
 
I swear in Swedish, so here are some examples with an approximate translation in English:

"Fan" - devil,
"Djävel" - devil.
"Herredjävlar" - Lord devils.
"Djävlar i havet" - devils in the ocean.
"Helvete" - hell.
"Sjuhelvete" - seven hells.
"Sjutton gubbar" - seventeen men.
"Järnspikar" - iron nails.
"För bövelen" - for the executioner.
"Tusan" - a thousand.
"Attan" - eighteen.
... and probably more that I can't think of right now.
I don't think I ever use any swear words related to genitalia.

Sounds metal, brb writing lyrics.
 
Idk where this came from, but I've been using the phrase "Fuck a duck" alot more, sometimes if I'm really surprised or exasperated it'll turn into "Fuck a duck in half".
 
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