What are the funniest names?

[Ardaric]

When I worked in a callcentre I spoke to a guy called Mr Cockhead. It's a real surname just not very common thse days. I suspect a lot of people have changed it. Not this guy though, he was a proud Cockhead.

 

[supermurph]

One from high school was a kid with the last name McCracken. I can't remember his actual 1st name because everyone called him Phil.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Dick Spray

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[dije1]

Rip Torn
Dick Butkus

 

[Spounman]

Local radio station had a bit where he'd call people using an Indian accent and would say his name is Ramadick Balldeep

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Knew a chick name Amanda Cocker. She heard the obvious joke all the time, and would get so mad her face would get red as a tomato. Kind of sad since she was super nice

 

[Zer]

Some footballers

Spoiler

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

My great-uncle's high school crush was Fanny Butts

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

BJ Penn

 

[KungFuFoo]

bob wehadababyitsaboy

 

[PaddyO'malley]

When I was a yute I was workin' di register at a pizza shop sum old cowboy lookin' guy gave me his card swear down di dudes name was Jimmy Cummer try not smilin when u see dat ting hard AF fam ahlie

My yute Big Mac him say his surgeons name was Dr. Butcher but iono I tink he cappin'

 

[blaseblase]

Dick Van Dyke

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I recently had this awesome idea.

Martin Short – the guys name is Martin and he's short.

Elon Musk – Name is a brand of Cologne.

Dwayne 'The rock' Johnson – Whole personality is based off of being larger than everyone in his pants.

There's so many more I'm sure. Please enlighten me.

I've got a mate whose surname is "Money", and most of the family are accountants.

My mum used to buy Tupperware off a woman called "Gay Naim", even at the age of 5 I knew that was hilarious

 

[generalyum]

Tito Ortiz

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Anything that starts with "Shat-" or "Shart-" never fails to crack me up

 

[Neck&Neck]

This black dude wanted for murder in Toronto
Prince Charles

 

[BoogerDawson]

Rico Suave
Hawk Tuah

 

[whocares]