What are the craziest things you've seen happen in a fight?

[AmericanMMA]

Absolutely lol

Glad we’re on the same page… I was afraid I may be judged for the weird boner

 

[StonedLemur]

Glad we’re on the same page… I was afraid I may be judged for the weird boner

Nope, but lets make it unweird lol.

 

[AmericanMMA]

Nope, but lets make it unweird lol.
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[VAfan]

palhares vs. shields was one for me. gouging his eyes over and over again and then holding the sub too long, my jaw just dropped watching it. palhares should have been arrested at some point in his career.

 

[StonedLemur]

Lmao, knew you'd like that one sir.

 

[don't ask]

Nope, but lets make it unweird lol.
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[Hellowhosthat]

I can't see it ever working at a decent level but this was still wild

 

[StonedLemur]

I really wish she didn't get fake tirs, but she's still a hottie.

 

[don't ask]

I really wish she didn't get fake tirs, but she's still a hottie.

Sir, fake tirs are like kisses from god

 

[Poirierfan]

My first band my guitarist told me about dude in his town.

"Johnny one nut"

He apparently got in a fight with a dude who knew karate. Guess how that went...

My dad only has one, he caught the mumps when he was young. Apparently one nut swoll as big as a softball then eventually shrunk to the size of a pea (his words, not mine). Ok, that's enough about people's nuts.

 

[StonedLemur]

Sir, fake tirs are like kisses from god

I hate fake tits, lips, asses....your body parts should not have a serial number on them.
I've felt fake tits and seen them, and they're not it sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

My dad only has one, he caught the mumps when he was young. Apparently one nut swoll as big as a softball then eventually shrunk to the size of a pea (his words, not mine). Ok, that's enough about people's nuts.

So now we know why your retarded, it all makes sense now sir lol.

 

[Swamp Rat Jones]

Olaf Alfonso winning.

 

[marvinparsons]

The entire Kimbo - Dada 5000 fight from start to finish.

I remember I bet a decent amount of money on that fight and couldn't believe I had anything riding on such a crazy ass fight.

 

[SoSo]

Kinda related (video below):

Three teeth kicked out, Kicked in forehead and KO'd (seperate incident to teeth), the kicked in groin, testicle torn out of scrotum (did not realise) and played whole game (found out in lockeroom) - crazy toughness. Anyway's vid is only 2 mins, and it is well told. Not UFC, but yeah

Bring back Buck!

 

[Poirierfan]

So now we know why your retarded, it all makes sense now sir lol.

It's "you're" retarded. ,

 

[TheNinja]

Not the craziest but one of the few times I thought a fighter literally died right in front of our eyes when Francis decapitated Reem

 

[don't ask]

Not the craziest but one of the few times I thought a fighter literally died right in front of our eyes when Francis decapitated Reem

The way the CGI dude's head extended during the singing reminded me of Reem the first time I saw skibidi toilet.

 

[kingmob6]

I really wish she didn't get fake tirs, but she's still a hottie.

yea, she is my #1 jerk off material.

 

[nonoob]

Earliest one was Golotta, almost KO'd, grabbing and biting his opponent - with no action taken by the ref even though Golotta's chomp marks were clearly visible.