What are the biggest lies that you have told...

[ArtemV]

At a job/university interview?

 

[Dinotective]

that I can bench teh 275

 

[Deleted member 484047]

Of course I'll show up every day sober and ready for work!

 

[dc007]

Prob just current salary to start the bidding higher.

 

[mb23100]

No of course I don't do drugs

 

[drstrangelov]

"I understand your concern, but I assure you, that was a different Osama Bin Laden."

 

[SFMMA]

that I can bench teh 275

They ask you how much you can bench in a lot of job interviews? You sound poor.

 

[auger38]

I'm ok.

Spoiler

 

[Bacco]

"Nah, i'm not that type of guy"

 

[j123]

I didn't bang your wife

 

[Official]

I’m extremely organized

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

Prob just current salary to start the bidding higher.

Yeah I made that mistake once, didn't know they were gonna check. Needless to say I only made that mistake once.

 

[Andy Capp]

This is a great thread.

 

[aerius]

You'd be surprised at how many times the same grandparent can die.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Nice try TS I know you're working for them...

 

[grey poupon]

That I didn’t bang OP’s mom

 

[dc007]

Yeah I made that mistake once, didn't know they were gonna check. Needless to say I only made that mistake once.

It worked for me. They never checked and I ended up with 10k more per year. My ex wife was a pro at it. She went from like 25k to 80k in 2 years after college by lying her way to higher salaries. She was a killer.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

It worked for me. They never checked and I ended up with 10k more per year. My ex wife was a pro at it. She went from like 25k to 80k in 2 years after college by lying her way to higher salaries. She was a killer.

Was she just as ruthless with you?

 

[dc007]

Was she just as ruthless with you?

During the divorce, yeah...

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

At a job/university interview?

Never told one. If anything I've sold myself short.