Social What are some bad or weird experiences happen to you while flying?

Took a flight to visit a gf that moved away while trying the long distance thing. We hadn't seen each other for about 3 months at that point.

Sat next to a woman with a baby on the plane. Kid was good, she was cool, so we chatted a lot of the flight. She was hot af too. Something happened that caused us to have to deboard off to the side of the runway after we landed. She asked if I could help carry one of her carryons because she had her hands full with the kid. I said no problem. So me, and her with the baby front pack thing are all walking across the outside to get to the sliding doors into the airport talking with bags in hand. Problem was gf was staring out the window overlooking the runway waiting to see my plane arriving. So she saw me, hot girl, and baby coming across the outside talking and laughing figuring I was here to introduce her to my real family or some shit. What a fucking fun car ride home to her place that was.
 
I was wanked off over Greenland once, left the tissue for the crew

Always wear shorts init
 
I puked a lot on a flight when I was a kid. It was my parents fault though. I don't eat breakfast but they made me eat breakfast at the hotel before the flight and that made me sick. The cabin lady handling over me the bags thought that it was because I was nervous and scared and I told her no it was my dumb parents who forced feed me. My mon was embarrassed

Also on a flight from Miami to New York there was something wrong with the pressurization system and we had that endure that ear pain thru the whole flight
 
I landed in Melbourne once. That was fucking shit.


Another time I was flying back from Jakarta and the pilot introduced himself over the intercom as Captain Mohammad Bangbang.
I burst out laughing and everyone turned and glared at me.
 
I was piloting my paraglider back in the 90s (you have to actually have a pilots license for one as it's classed as an aircraft do have to study airlaw and meteorology and loads of other stuff and then pass a written exam plus obviously have the skills to pass the practical test etc ).

Anyway....launched it and had to take evasive action from another paragliding cutting straight across my path and result was I executed a hard right turn and lost altitude as a result of banking hard and so I crash landed into the hill at quite some speed

Compression fracture of right ankle .

Short version : I crashed my own aircraft into a hill.
 
Two things terrify me: flying and the ocean. Naturally, for our honeymoon we chose to go to Ireland. Seven hours in the air over the open ocean. I went to my doctor beforehand and got some tranquilizers for the fight, and they worked fine. The night before the flight home i couldn't find my pills and had to white-knuckle the flight home. The whole fight home I was convinced that I'd be feeding the sharks before the day was out.
 
AFanNotAFighter said:
Molested by TSA. Rubbing hands all over my crotch and ass because they thought I was carrying something illicit.

Got stuck next to some lady who kept showing me pictures of angels on her cell phone. Thank God it was a short flight.
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Angels ? As in her kids ?
 
I’m Kurdish. Had the equivalent of your FBI stop me when I got off a plane. That was fun.

Was also “randomly selected” for a search whilst boarding a plane to Spain. I said to the guy “ what a coincidence the only guy who doesn’t look white gets stopped” the guy laughed and as did I in return.
 
a few years back, I was vaping in the bathroom......

the alarm went off

male flight attendant was bagging on the door

opened the door with my pants down

attendant couldn't prove anything and walked away.

apparently, you can get in trouble for that sorta thing, and nowadays, they wont let you bring vapes on the plane.... it's a small bar, and fairly undetectable from experience.
 
Sobek said:
I landed in Melbourne once. That was fucking shit.


Another time I was flying back from Jakarta and the pilot introduced himself over the intercom as Captain Mohammad Bangbang.
I burst out laughing and everyone turned and glared at me.
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I love Melbourne. Favorite city in the world.

Why was it shit for you? Just the landing or something was bad?
 
Doughie99 said:
I love Melbourne. Favorite city in the world.

Why was it shit for you? Just the landing or something was bad?
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Nah just hacking on it.
I don't like Melbourne at all. Regretted it every time I've gone.
 
My dad was an airline pilot who flew for a cargo airline. He had to retire early due to health issues.

The airplanes had a few seats in the cabin right behind the cockpit for airline personnel to hop on flights between stations, sort of like Tom Hanks did in the movie, Castaway.

I still had flight privileges so I hopped on a flight from Chicago to L.A.

When the pilots found out my dad used to fly for the airline, they invited me to ride in the jump seat above and behind the captain for the rest of the flight. Got a great view and enjoyed talking with the pilots.
 
I went to a rave in Wellington New Zealand then caught a fight at roughly 6 am, so no sleep and I didn't want to waste drugs (I was never flying back to that town) so I took the remaining hash oil, rummaged thru the hostel kitchen, made toast, spread the hash oil on it and ate it in the cab to the airport.

Perhaps due to sleep deprivation plus a night of party drugs and exhaustion etc... it kicked in too fast.

Got to the airport and everything went very bad.

I see the check in, tiny ass little airport, and there are 2 military guys with machine guns so I decide I need visine.
Hit the gift shop, put in visine, don't buy it, put it back.

Hash oil is really taking off at this point.
I overshot the mark on this one badly.

Things go poorly at the check in.

I was under the impression that I could give them my ticket and get on a plane to the place I was going (sydney). This seemed quite reasonable to me but ...NO... they need some form which they told me and pointed to the table where I had to get the whatever color form.
I get a form, bring it back, wrong color.
This may have heppened more than once. Memories hazy.
I was walking holding the wall at points. It was bad.

Oh I should mention for all of this I am literally the only person in the airport.

Finally get on my flight and for some reason everyone is giving me the side eye. Only seat left is next to an enormous Samoan couple no joke, had to be 400-500 pounds each, so basically a grocery store bag worth of this fat fuck's fat is on me the entire however many hour flight from Wellington to Sydney.

All flight consists of alternating passing out and being awoken by shit slamming into me because fatty is forcing me to sleep hanging in the aisle.

Get to Sydney to meet friend. Execute plan:

Meet Saturday at noon under tallest thing in Sydney skyline.
(This was pre cell phones)

Pass out for a few hours on my duffle bag under Sydney tall thing.
I think it was a Skytower.

Wake up with homie Dave kicking me.

Proceed to hitch hike the Aussie shore from Sydney to Tathra (my favorite part of that trip) to 12 Apostles, to rave in Melbourne. Had a jolly good time. Aussie folks were super friendly and welcoming, literally slept in people's houses several nights, went to 2 house parties, 3 barbecues, surfed in Belles Beach (the place from the end of Point Break) and did a bunch off the beaten path shit you likely wouldn't encounter with a tour book.
 
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