Went to walmart

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    Tried to buy one of them tiny disc batteries that you put in the back of a watch and the cabinet was locked. Flagged a walmart guy down and asked him to open the cabinet so I could get my battery. He said he didnt have the key but to press this button on the wall that's said "push here for service". I was like wow didnt even see it. Pressed it and someone came and opened it for me 5 mins later.
     
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    So you got a battery then?
     
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    Enjoy your self checkout Walmart doesn’t employee people any longer
     
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  6. 13 others Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Yes
     
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    Does anyone else's Walmart have a constant flow of entitled, non-handicapped morons riding around the store on mobility scooters whilst high out of their mind, or is that just mine?
     
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    well, mission accomplished brother

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    Other day grabbing some pre-workout, pressed the button and waited for the employee. He opens the glass, grabs the item and asks me what aisle I want him to take it to. I'm like, wtf? How do I know what aisle will be open? There are about 20! I told him to keep it and I'd buy it elsewhere.
     
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    Gotta use that moment to fuck with that employee.

    Tell him in very confident terms " take it up front and what ever isle is the shortest when I get up there AFTER I'm finished shopping will be the one I want it at. Now go"

    And just walk away.
     
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    Opie strutting around like the cock of the walk, with his fancy shopping destinations.

    Show off somewhere else, cork sniffer
     
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    Women are more affected by that than men are. Wal-mart will always need men to unload the trucks and stock the shelves.
     
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    Wtf yeah this battery guy escorted me to the aisle. I had tons of other stuff to buy but I couldnt.
     
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    Do yourself a favor and order a whole "sleeve" of those batteries online. They're cheap even from brand names compared to what most retail stores charge for a single one.
     

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