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Tried to buy one of them tiny disc batteries that you put in the back of a watch and the cabinet was locked. Flagged a walmart guy down and asked him to open the cabinet so I could get my battery. He said he didnt have the key but to press this button on the wall that's said "push here for service". I was like wow didnt even see it. Pressed it and someone came and opened it for me 5 mins later.
 
Tried to buy one of them tiny disc batteries that you put in the back of a watch and the cabinet was locked. Flagged a walmart guy down and asked him to open the cabinet so I could get my battery. He said he didnt have the key but to press this button on the wall that's said "push here for service". I was like wow didnt even see it. Pressed it and someone came and opened it for me 5 mins later.

<TheDonald>
 
Is there a moral to this story?
 
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Insert here for service
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Does anyone else's Walmart have a constant flow of entitled, non-handicapped morons riding around the store on mobility scooters whilst high out of their mind, or is that just mine?
 
Sounds like a long lost episode of Seinfeld
 
Tried to buy one of them tiny disc batteries that you put in the back of a watch and the cabinet was locked. Flagged a walmart guy down and asked him to open the cabinet so I could get my battery. He said he didnt have the key but to press this button on the wall that's said "push here for service". I was like wow didnt even see it. Pressed it and someone came and opened it for me 5 mins later.
Other day grabbing some pre-workout, pressed the button and waited for the employee. He opens the glass, grabs the item and asks me what aisle I want him to take it to. I'm like, wtf? How do I know what aisle will be open? There are about 20! I told him to keep it and I'd buy it elsewhere.
 
Other day grabbing some pre-workout, pressed the button and waited for the employee. He opens the glass, grabs the item and asks me what aisle I want him to take it to. I'm like, wtf? How do I know what aisle will be open? There are about 20! I told him to keep it and I'd buy it elsewhere.
Gotta use that moment to fuck with that employee.

Tell him in very confident terms " take it up front and what ever isle is the shortest when I get up there AFTER I'm finished shopping will be the one I want it at. Now go"

And just walk away.
 
Opie strutting around like the cock of the walk, with his fancy shopping destinations.

Show off somewhere else, cork sniffer
 
Does anyone else's Walmart have a constant flow of entitled, non-handicapped morons riding around the store on mobility scooters whilst high out of their mind, or is that just mine?
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Must have soda!!!
 
Other day grabbing some pre-workout, pressed the button and waited for the employee. He opens the glass, grabs the item and asks me what aisle I want him to take it to. I'm like, wtf? How do I know what aisle will be open? There are about 20! I told him to keep it and I'd buy it elsewhere.
Wtf yeah this battery guy escorted me to the aisle. I had tons of other stuff to buy but I couldnt.
 
Do yourself a favor and order a whole "sleeve" of those batteries online. They're cheap even from brand names compared to what most retail stores charge for a single one.
 

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