Went Ice Skating for the First Time Ever

[ralphc1]

I'm Canadian.

I came out of the womb wearing skates.

That's why Canadian mothers have such large vaginas.

 

[Clippy]

Only ice skated when I was in grade 1-2, 3

elementary school of an Atlantic Canadian province so it was part of the curriculum

We were suppose to buy skates but were poor so I had to use my Grandfathers'

They were old as FUCK and we later found the same kind on display at a museum.

 

[irish_thug]

You guys are hilarious.

I'm now imagining a Sherdog hockey game...

Team Canada takes this one hands down.


dusts off #28 sweater.

 

[lsa]

I'm Canadian.

I came out of the womb wearing skates.

I feel sorry for you mother..

 

[lsa]

That's why Canadian mothers have such large vaginas.

and the fathers are sad

 

[irish_thug]

So you think you can skate?

 

[HereticBD]

So you think you can skate?

Those guys are fucking nuts. Doing the track alone would be crazy enough, but the fact that they're in a group puts it over the top. I'm amazed there hasn't been any fatalities in that sport.

 

[irish_thug]

Those guys are fucking nuts. Doing the track alone would be crazy enough, but the fact that they're in a group puts it over the top. I'm amazed there hasn't been any fatalities in that sport.

Give it time. There will be.

 

[wlu.29]

 

[Loiosh]

and the fathers are sad

Ah, the things you don't know about Canadian men.

Spoiler

I am aware I'm leaving myself open for a thousand jokes here.

 

[lsa]

Ah, the things you don't know about Canadian men.

Spoiler

I am aware I'm leaving myself open for a thousand jokes here.

well I will not go that way and keep it classy

 

[Loiosh]

So you think you can skate?

I'm proud to be Canadian, but if that was in Russia, they'd only have skates and speedos.

 

[irish_thug]

I'm proud to be Canadian, but if that was in Russia, they'd only have skates and speedos.

When the apocalypse finally comes there will be nothing but roaches and Russians.

 

[irish_thug]

Man it's been years since I've done a polar bear dip.

 

[lsa]

When the apocalypse finally comes there will be nothing but roaches and Russians.

my body is ready..

 

[Misfit23]

So you got scared ice skating?

I would like to hear your thoughts on skydiving.

You got someone strapped to your back though so it's not like you're doing any work.

 

[Zezima]

I used to do speed skating from when I was about 14 till I was 18, much better when you get your own ice skates, my first pair I had were Nike bauers, the last pair cost a bomb, they were x60's.

 

[Zezima]

So you think you can skate?

That takes a lot of skill, if your blades arnt sharp enough your gonna have a bad time, also if they are too sharp good look on the corners