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10/14
Jason X
The Terminator and Aliens had drunken, angry, rough sex one night in a sleazy motel. Jason X is their bastard child.
This is the last Friday the 13th movie in the OG timeline, and the last to star Kane Hodder as Jason. It's also the first and only F13 movie to be rated as PG-13 in the UK.
After trying and failing to execute Jason multiple times, the US Government decides to put him into cryogenic suspension. Then the US Army turn up and try to take Jason away so they can figure out how his Healing Factor works. That goes about as well as you'd expect, and the Final Girl manages to trick Jason into a cryo-chamber and freeze him. But not before he stabs her and damages the controls, so she's frozen as well.
She wakes up 455 years later. Earth has been rendered lifeless and humanity has colonised other planets. A research team find her and Jason, bring them back onboard their ship and thaw them out.
I'm sure you can figure out what happens next.
No one involved in this movie takes it seriously, and it's all the better for it. The Holodeck simulation of Camp Crystal Lake had me laughing out loud,
"We love pre-marital sex!"
It's the classic F13
8/10.
I remember watching this in the theater in high school. It was a magical time when stupid movies had advertising all over the local mall where the the theater was attached.10/14
Jason X
The Terminator and Aliens had drunken, angry, rough sex one night in a sleazy motel. Jason X is their bastard child.
This is the last Friday the 13th movie in the OG timeline, and the last to star Kane Hodder as Jason. It's also the first and only F13 movie to be rated as PG-13 in the UK.
After trying and failing to execute Jason multiple times, the US Government decides to put him into cryogenic suspension. Then the US Army turn up and try to take Jason away so they can figure out how his Healing Factor works. That goes about as well as you'd expect, and the Final Girl manages to trick Jason into a cryo-chamber and freeze him. But not before he stabs her and damages the controls, so she's frozen as well.
She wakes up 455 years later. Earth has been rendered lifeless and humanity has colonised other planets. A research team find her and Jason, bring them back onboard their ship and thaw them out.
I'm sure you can figure out what happens next.
No one involved in this movie takes it seriously, and it's all the better for it. The Holodeck simulation of Camp Crystal Lake had me laughing out loud,
"We love pre-marital sex!"
It's the classic F13
8/10.
I fell for the advertising, and enjoyed every minute of this goofy movie at 17 years old.
The good old days.
25 years later, it’s amazing to me that a movie this bad was even granted theatrical release, and not straight to DVD.