"Weight" a Minute!

[Lukn4trbl]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

The reality is, he's over weight. He is 170+ and will cut water to make 170.9 or less.

His cage weight will be 185+ on Saturday.

Bold prediction:
Would Conor miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy?

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Do you really believe Conor is underweight after adding muscle , yet having to cut for the Diaz matches?

He will probably make weight to avoid accusations of cheating to win, but what a mind-f*** it would be
if he pops at 175 and fights closer to 190.

 

[Thesnake101]

Are you having a meltdown?

 

[MeatWagon06]

20% of “80 Gazillion” is quite a lot I believe.

it’s not the thread we wanted but.....









we got it anyway.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

Conor is going to miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy.

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

This motherfucker needs @Jesus

 

[ZOD66]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

Conor is going to miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy.

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

Let's hope they will not be drunk

 

[Sjb1888]

Front runner for shitiest post of the decade.

 

[Darbo]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

Conor is going to miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy.

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

I noticed your AV, is that your license plate? If it is I'm actually giving away my old dining room table of you're still looking for one.

 

[Thesnake101]

Your AV doesn't even match your username, it's missing a letter. You really need to get your shit together, OP.

 

[FlyingDropKick]

Let's hope they will not be drunk

That would actually be a fun fight to see. One hammered on whiskey, the other on Budweiser. Both guys taking shots at the end of the round. Sign me up for that.

 

[Sonny Qc]

 

[Lukn4trbl]

I noticed your AV, is that your license plate? If it is I'm actually giving away my old dining room table of you're still looking for one.

LKN4TRBL was taken

Faawwkkk you!!!!!!

I'm going to change my plate, i hate it!

Fawwwwwk you twice!

 

[BFoe]

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

 

[AmericanMMA]

Well you got a chuckle out of me TS. I am embarrassed to admit this.

 

[ZOD66]

That would actually be a fun fight to see. One hammered on whiskey, the other on Budweiser. Both guys taking shots at the end of the round. Sign me up for that.

WTF one left hook to liver and game over

 

[AmericanMMA]

Didn't take long to end up in lightweights.

 

[MakeSherdogGreatAgain]

He'll weigh in at 165-170. A lot of things have been said that are just to get people to watch. It's called selling a fight. They have to lead us to believe that there are variables that make this fight competitive and not just a favorable style matchup for Conor so people will pay to watch.

There's a degree of hyperbole in selling anything. If they sold George Foreman grills like, "this is the same as any other hot plate, it just says George Foreman grill on it", they wouldn't have sold however many millions of units they sold.

 

[scottjoebob]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

Conor is going to miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy.

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

Edit:. I got a yellow card for Trolling or Flaming?

How is this a flame or a troll?

It's a serious possibility.

It's written funny, but may actually happen.

Do you really believe Conor is underweight after adding muscle , yet having to cut for the Diaz matches?

I gave ya a like for the fun writing style .

 

[sonhow]

 

[ultra321]

You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
or hates cutting to 155.

Conor is going to miss weight and come in heavy
to help his chances against Cowboy.

Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
some red g-strings.

Call me, "Miss DickT-Bol"

Edit:. I got a yellow card for Trolling or Flaming?

How is this a flame or a troll?

It's a serious possibility.

It's written funny, but may actually happen.

Do you really believe Conor is underweight after adding muscle , yet having to cut for the Diaz matches?

Your AV doesn't even match your username, it's missing a letter. You really need to get your shit together, OP.

LKN4TRBL was taken

Faawwkkk you!!!!!!

I'm going to change my plate, i hate it!

Fawwwwwk you twice!

Ummm.... what r u smoking?
obviously you have upgraded from the stasi roids...
can I get a hit?

 

[BFoe]

Your AV doesn't even match your username, it's missing a letter. You really need to get your shit together, OP.

Looking affordable?
Looking for table?

it’s confusing.