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  1. Lukn4trbl

    Lukn4trbl Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You read this here first, cuz I'm a Geenie-Us!

    Nobody believes Conor is "far" underweight, and/
    or hates cutting to 155.

    The reality is, he's over weight. He is 170+ and will cut water to make 170.9 or less.

    His cage weight will be 185+ on Saturday.

    Bold prediction:
    Would Conor miss weight and come in heavy
    to help his chances against Cowboy?

    Conor pays Cerrone the pocket change for the
    fine out of his "80 Gazillion" he will make.

    Cowboy takes the fight anyway because he needs
    some red g-strings.

    Do you really believe Conor is underweight after adding muscle , yet having to cut for the Diaz matches?

    He will probably make weight to avoid accusations of cheating to win, but what a mind-f*** it would be
    if he pops at 175 and fights closer to 190.
     
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  2. Thesnake101

    Thesnake101 Think about it, it worth it.

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  3. MeatWagon06

    MeatWagon06 Fear the Pfister

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    20% of “80 Gazillion” is quite a lot I believe.

    it’s not the thread we wanted but.....









    we got it anyway.
     
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    I noticed your AV, is that your license plate? If it is I'm actually giving away my old dining room table of you're still looking for one.
     
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    FlyingDropKick Bruce Lee Style

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    That would actually be a fun fight to see. One hammered on whiskey, the other on Budweiser. Both guys taking shots at the end of the round. Sign me up for that.
     
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    Faawwkkk you!!!!!!

    I'm going to change my plate, i hate it!

    Fawwwwwk you twice!
     
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    Well you got a chuckle out of me TS. I am embarrassed to admit this.
     
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    Didn't take long to end up in lightweights.
     
  16. MakeSherdogGreatAgain

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    He'll weigh in at 165-170. A lot of things have been said that are just to get people to watch. It's called selling a fight. They have to lead us to believe that there are variables that make this fight competitive and not just a favorable style matchup for Conor so people will pay to watch.

    There's a degree of hyperbole in selling anything. If they sold George Foreman grills like, "this is the same as any other hot plate, it just says George Foreman grill on it", they wouldn't have sold however many millions of units they sold.
     
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    I gave ya a like for the fun writing style .
     
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    ultra321 connor mcbeta blows chunks

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    Ummm.... what r u smoking?
    obviously you have upgraded from the stasi roids...
    can I get a hit?
     
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    Looking affordable?
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    it’s confusing.
     
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