War Room OT Discussion v3

[Limbo Pete]

My parents have one in their bathroom and I didnt even't want to ask what it was for. I don't even want to know. lol. But that is the natural way of shitting. Squatting. Not sitting on something with a hole in it.

I've been to India
Hard pass on squat shitting

 

[Deleted member 429137]

I once started a thread to troll the xenophobic right-wingers about the British government installing holes in the floor in government buildings for immigrants to shit in... imagine my surprise when every single one of them talked about how wonderful it was to squat when you shit. The thread was full of reminiscences about great shits they've taken hunched over their knees, squatty potty commercials, product reviews and oddly sexual gifs of attractive women squatting over toilets.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I've been to India
Hard pass on squat shitting

I prefer to lay down when I shit anyways. Helps me to relax so I can slide one out easier.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

I've been to India
Hard pass on squat shitting

LOL, i was in India and loved the squat. I felt I was able to empty myself like never before. I felt lighter, cleaner, and invigorated. I had a new lease on life.

Squatting fan 4ever!

 

[HockeyBjj]

First time ever clicking on the off topic thread

This is a weird level I wasn’t even expecting from the War Room

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I've been to India

Did you enjoy the experience?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Did you enjoy the experience?

Overall, yes. But there was certainly a lot of stuff there that was... less than enjoyable.
I will say though that i'm pretty sure, if you read closely enough, there's mention of the Delhi airport in Dante's Inferno.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Overall, yes. But there was certainly a lot of stuff there that was... less than enjoyable.
I will say though that i'm pretty sure, if you read closely enough, there's mention of the Delhi airport in Dante's Inferno.

Yeah, fuck the airport. And Delhi.

You visit the Taj?

 

[Pickle Rick]

I prefer to lay down when I shit anyways. Helps me to relax so I can slide one out easier.

i just shuddered as i pictured that....
i didn't know you liked to get Schwifty

the remix is HARD

 

[Limbo Pete]

Yeah, fuck the airport. And Delhi.

You visit the Taj?

Yessir
We flew into Delhi, headed to Agra, then did a loop into/through Rajasthan.
Whole country is chock full of amazing forts, cities, temples, monuments, etc.

 

[Limbo Pete]

And i'm proud to say I made it an entire two weeks in India without getting diarrhea a single time

 

[Black Helicopters]

And i'm proud to say I made it an entire two weeks in India without getting diarrhea a single time

Huge if true

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Yessir
We flew into Delhi, headed to Agra, then did a loop into/through Rajasthan.
Whole country is chock full of amazing forts, cities, temples, monuments, etc.

The Taj is certainly majestic. I suppose you did Gandhi's tomb too? Not sure I'm familiar with Rajasthan. Can confirm the beach in Goa was a great place to hang out pounding down King Fisher (strong of course).

Cheers.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

And i'm proud to say I made it an entire two weeks in India without getting diarrhea a single time

Imagine putting a glass to your lips and then deciding not to take a sip. That's literally how close I came.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Imagine putting a glass to your lips and then deciding not to take a sip. That's literally how close I came.

Lolol
My wife and I drank almost no water the entire trip. At one point, the quality was so bad even our Indian friend got the shits and she frickin lives there. Woulda turned me inside out.
Suffice to say, I was massively dehydrated by it was worth it.

 

[Limbo Pete]

The Taj is certainly majestic. I suppose you did Gandhi's tomb too? Not sure I'm familiar with Rajasthan. Can confirm the beach in Goa was a great place to hang out pounding down King Fisher (strong of course).

Cheers.

Rajasthan is pretty much a giant desert, with a real huge giant desert bordering it. Full of these kind of isolated city-state/forts with all sorts of cool history. We got within a few miles of the Pakistan border at one point and there were military guys everywhere.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Lolol
My wife and I drank almost no water the entire trip. At one point, the quality was so bad even our Indian friend got the shits and she frickin lives there. Woulda turned me inside out.
Suffice to say, I was massively dehydrated by it was worth it.

I was examining the seal on every bottle of water. But mostly I drank beer.

We were at a place that had these awesome (non-alcoholic) drinks. Forget exactly what they were, but you could get 'em with fizzy or flat water. Some (me included) went fizzy. A couple others went flat. I enjoyed mine so much at the end of the meal one of the flat orderers asked if I wanted to finish theirs. As I was about to suck it down I thought to myself (knowing it wasn't the same) that it might ruin the good taste I had going in my mouth. So I put it down. Well, that night and the next day or so those two were halfway to death. And that was the day we hit the Taj. Bullet dodged.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Rajasthan is pretty much a giant desert, with a real huge giant desert bordering it. Full of these kind of isolated city-state/forts with all sorts of cool history. We got within a few miles of the Pakistan border at one point and there were military guys everywhere.

It's a big country. I spent time in the South. Only military I saw was trying to get to Goa. We were all crammed in a car and got stopped. It was late and a long day of travel. The dudes with guns seemed to be trying to get us to turn around and that would have seriously fucked our plans. Next thing I know the mother-in-law starts scolding them in one of the 100 dialects and I was like oh fuck, we gonna get shot. I don't think they understood her and she didn't understand them, but the let us through. That's the one time I was thankful for her...disposition.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I was examining the seal on every bottle of water. But mostly I drank beer.

We were at a place that had these awesome (non-alcoholic) drinks. Forget exactly what they were, but you could get 'em with fizzy or flat water. Some (me included) went fizzy. A couple others went flat. I enjoyed mine so much at the end of the meal one of the flat orderers asked if I wanted to finish theirs. As I was about to suck it down I thought to myself (knowing it wasn't the same) that it might ruin the good taste I had going in my mouth. So I put it down. Well, that night and the next day or so those two were halfway to death. And that was the day we hit the Taj. Bullet dodged.

I totally found a fake sealed bottle of water lol. It was complementary with the camel ride. I've seen how swiftly that diarrhea can hit, and the thought of it happening while atop a camel in the middle of the fucking desert was horrific.
Bullet definitely dodged.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I totally found a fake sealed bottle of water lol. It was complementary with the camel ride. I've seen how swiftly that diarrhea can hit, and the thought of it happening while atop a camel in the middle of the fucking desert was horrific.
Bullet definitely dodged.

There was one bottle I wasn't sure of. Can't recall if I tempted fate and drank it anyway.

How was camel-jockeying? I'm still holding a grudge against the species after one time this camel at a renaissance festival went for my beer and spilled it all over.