War Room Lounge v92: The amount of strange s%#! on the internet that we can't share here is amazing

[Sara]

"But we're Mormons and even though you bought us a plan B pill on Thanksgiving (that we haven't paid you back for yet) what would people in the area think of us if she moves in permanently?"
"She basically lives her already you idiot.... and it's 2019... and you've been to Church once since August so I doubt anyone at Church even knows you're Mormon...."

That's how that conversation would go and she still wouldn't pay 1/3 of the rent and utilities.

There's a reason I'm squirrling as much money away as possible so that if she ends up moving in and I get the "oh, even though she moves in can we still split the rent 50/50?" talk I will go "nope, breaking the fucking lease and I'm moving out, peace"

If they’re that. Mormon she wouldn’t be sleeping over.

 

[Fawlty]

"But we're Mormons and even though you bought us a plan B pill on Thanksgiving (that we haven't paid you back for yet)..."

whoa whoa whoa let's not overlook this wtf

 

[Sara]

They're equally delicious imo so this is fine.

I’ve heard of people eating ostrich....(ok it was an episode of that 70s show where Kitty's parents lost all their money on an ostrich farm) but never heard of people eating coyote

 

[Sara]

whoa whoa whoa let's not overlook this wtf

Apparently they were not taught that only oral is moral.

 

[Lord Coke]

Why? Just curious what insulted you.

Last one I saw was the one with Mike Tyson. Was fun enough. Is that the one? I don’t remember much in the way of details.

Edit: I looked it up. I’ve never seen 4. Ip Man 3 is the one with Tyson

New one just came out. I saw it online. The depiction of the Marines is a hollywood writer's vision of how the military works. Its hard to explain other than a Marine Gunny is telling a Marine Staff Sergeant that in the Marines we use karate not your Chinese kung fu while a hundred recuits are sitting around.

 

[Trotsky]

Social conservatives be like

 

[Gregolian]

@Gregolian just tell your roommate and his GF that they are annoying the fuck out of you. Tell them you think you should pay less. Also stop cooking for them.

The deal was initially I do the Wednesday cooking cause my buddy doesn't get off work on Wednesday till like 8 PM and I was fine with it. It just bothers and mildly insults me that I spend time cooking legitimately good food (marinate boneless/skinless chicken thighs in a greek yogurt with turmeric, lemon zest, and lemon juice and salt/pepper, well, marinade and then grill it) with some Basmati rice that has chives and garlic in it...

Just for her to make fucking frozen chicken strips. Just like, that bothers the fuck out of me.

If they’re that. Mormon she wouldn’t be sleeping over.

Believe me my brain said that. And if they're not Mormon I don't get why they both have the magic underwear undershirts on all the time and shit then. And have a copy of the book of Mormon in the house. And pictures of white Jesus and a cross up in the living room.

Quick, someone find me a Valknut to hang on my door to make shit real awkward when the 3 soon to be 4 year old asks what it is and they have to explain it's a pagan symbol.

whoa whoa whoa let's not overlook this wtf

Like it was a convenience thing, I was at the store on Thanksgiving when he sent me a message of "aw fuck, I meant to grab this when I was there earlier in the day and my TBI having brain from military service forgot stuff so you went can you grab this $50 pill for me, I got you (meaning he'll pay me back)..."

And it's been a month since Thanksgiving and I ain't been paid back. And yeah, did anyone else know Plan B was $50? WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[Sara]

The deal was initially I do the Wednesday cooking cause my buddy doesn't get off work on Wednesday till like 8 PM and I was fine with it. It just bothers and mildly insults me that I spend time cooking legitimately good food (marinate boneless/skinless chicken thighs in a greek yogurt with turmeric, lemon zest, and lemon juice and salt/pepper, well, marinade and then grill it) with some Basmati rice that has chives and garlic in it...

Just for her to make fucking frozen chicken strips. Just like, that bothers the fuck out of me.


Believe me my brain said that. And if they're not Mormon I don't get why they both have the magic underwear undershirts on all the time and shit then. And have a copy of the book of Mormon in the house. And pictures of white Jesus and a cross up in the living room.

Quick, someone find me a Valknut to hang on my door to make shit real awkward when the 3 soon to be 4 year old asks what it is and they have to explain it's a pagan symbol.

Like it was a convenience thing, I was at the store on Thanksgiving when he sent me a message of "aw fuck, I meant to grab this when I was there earlier in the day and my TBI having brain from military service forgot stuff so you went can you grab this $50 pill for me, I got you (meaning he'll pay me back)..."

And it's been a month since Thanksgiving and I ain't been paid back. And yeah, did anyone else know Plan B was $50? WHAT THE FUCK?!

$50 is cheaper than an actual abortion I think.

 

[Sara]

Greg regular birth control depending a persons plan, can be very expensive to. It was like a big scandal how some plans allowed for viagra to be covered but not BC to recent pregnancy.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

"But we're Mormons and even though you bought us a plan B pill on Thanksgiving (that we haven't paid you back for yet) what would people in the area think of us if she moves in permanently?"
"She basically lives her already you idiot.... and it's 2019... and you've been to Church once since August so I doubt anyone at Church even knows you're Mormon...."

That's how that conversation would go and she still wouldn't pay 1/3 of the rent and utilities.

There's a reason I'm squirrling as much money away as possible so that if she ends up moving in and I get the "oh, even though she moves in can we still split the rent 50/50?" talk I will go "nope, breaking the fucking lease and I'm moving out, peace"

Why anyone spends $50 on a Plan B pill when they have perfectly good stairs in their house/apartment is beyond me


Why the fuck did you pay for the pill?

 

[Gregolian]

$50 is cheaper than an actual abortion I think.

Greg regular birth control depending a persons plan, can be very expensive to. It was like a big scandal how some plans allowed for viagra to be covered but not BC to recent pregnancy.

I get all that. I just didn't realize it would be $50, I was expecting like $35 to $40.

Still irked I ain't been paid back for that yet.

Why anyone spends $50 on a Plan B pill when they have perfectly good stairs in their house/apartment is beyond me


Why the fuck did you pay for the pill?

Was in my response to Fawlty. Basically I was at the store then when he asked me to grab it while I was grabbing other ingredients for Thanksgiving dinner. I got it cause I thought I'd get paid back that day or within a couple days after. If I had known I still wouldn't have been paid back by Xmas I would have said to stick it.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Apparently they were not taught that only oral is moral.

Don't forget anal

 

[LMP]

The deal was initially I do the Wednesday cooking cause my buddy doesn't get off work on Wednesday till like 8 PM and I was fine with it. It just bothers and mildly insults me that I spend time cooking legitimately good food (marinate boneless/skinless chicken thighs in a greek yogurt with turmeric, lemon zest, and lemon juice and salt/pepper, well, marinade and then grill it) with some Basmati rice that has chives and garlic in it...

Just for her to make fucking frozen chicken strips. Just like, that bothers the fuck out of me.

His kid has the other bedroom right? Sounds like you should be paying 1/3 since you are only getting a third of the room. If she is making their food on Wednesday then just tell him you aren't going to cook his food anymore. Keep your food separate and make sure to never eat his shit. Hell you are already planning on ghosting.

And yeah, did anyone else know Plan B was $50? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Yeah it's stupid. Pull out and pray or wrap it up.

 

[Sara]

Don't forget anal

No no anal is not moral. That’s in the bible.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

 

[Deleted member 159002]

What happened to Cubo de Sangre? I haven't seen him in a while. Isn't he the POTWR?

 

[Gregolian]

His kid has the other bed and room right? Sounds like you should be paying 1/3 since you are only getting a third of the room. If she is making there food on Wednesday then just tell him you aren't going to cook his food anymore. Keep your food separate and make sure to never eat his shirt. Hell you are already planning on ghosting.


Yeah it's stupid. Pull out and pray or wrap it up.

Yeah, the kid's room is the other room in the house. Like, I'm thankful he let me crash at the place he used to be at when I first moved here basically rent free as if he didn't I'd have had to fork over money for a spot before moving out here basically site un-seen but that was only for 2 months I did that and there's little things that bother me now that we've been at the house for awhile.

Sorry to everyone about cluttering this up with my ranting (again). I just need to vent and past my folks who I don't want to bother with this a ton there's only one other spot and it's a bunch of folks I never met on a karate forum.

What happened to Cubo de Sangre? I haven't seen him in a while. Isn't he the POTWR?

Work I think has kept him busy. He posted recently in the Weapons/Tactics subforum of the StandUp area.

 

[Sara]

Yeah, the kid's room is the other room in the house. Like, I'm thankful he let me crash at the place he used to be at when I first moved here basically rent free as if he didn't I'd have had to fork over money for a spot before moving out here basically site un-seen but that was only for 2 months I did that and there's little things that bother me now that we've been at the house for awhile.

Sorry to everyone about cluttering this up with my ranting (again). I just need to vent and past my folks who I don't want to bother with this a ton there's only one other spot and it's a bunch of folks I never met on a karate forum.


Work I think has kept him busy. He posted recently in the Weapons/Tactics subforum of the StandUp area.

I thought the lounge was for ranting and complaining.......

 

[Gregolian]

No no anal is not moral. That’s in the bible.

The bible also said no shellfish, to not wear clothing of different fabric types, and no tattoos.

So..... fuck the Bible?

 

[Sara]

The bible also said no shellfish, to not wear clothing of different fabric types, and no tattoos.

So..... fuck the Bible?

Hey I only have tattoos I’m good.