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War Room Lounge v83: The post that got you all buttmad. Revel in its glory.

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"HE'S MY COMFORT ANIMAL!!!"

I just can't believe that the (bear/lion/cougar/cheetah/ape/wolf/rhinoceros/alligator/cobra) we raised from a (cub/pup/baby/calf/hatchling) would ever (maul/eviscerate/gore/eat/strangle) our child!!!
 
I just can't believe that the (bear/lion/cougar/cheetah/ape/wolf/rhinoceros/alligator/cobra) we raised from a (cub/pup/baby/calf/hatchling) would ever (maul/eviscerate/gore/eat/strangle) our child!!!
Those instances you feel bad but also have that "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!" reaction too
 
Is what a beagle does count as a bark? It's like a weird scream thing.
i guess i meant to say vocal, they howl and bark a shit ton

plus i may have been thinking of basset hounds, their howls are deep as fuck

 
What's that a Bouvier?

Yeah. Good dogs, just get bored as fuck very easily.

I just can't believe that the (bear/lion/cougar/cheetah/ape/wolf/rhinoceros/alligator/cobra) we raised from a (cub/pup/baby/calf/hatchling) would ever (maul/eviscerate/gore/eat/strangle) our child!!!

Who ever would have thought animals with mitts like these

grizzly-paw.jpg


Would see us as food?
 
He bet that Roger Stone would be convicted of the crime of colluding with the Russian government to influence the 2016 election. A colossally stupid proposition, since there is no such crime (except maybe conspiracy or espionage) and because it was obvious Stone did no so thing. I bet that he would be wrong.
loopholes were exploited in this bet
 
Yeah. Good dogs, just get bored as fuck very easily.



Who ever would have thought animals with mitts like these

grizzly-paw.jpg


Would see us as food?
There's nothing better than footage of Timothy Treadwell (damn that's an ironic name) traipsing through bear country scolding them and repeatedly telling the camera how much he likes girls and how he's gosh-darnit just not gay even though it would be easier if he was.

It's like watching a rib eye finish searing.
 
There's nothing better than footage of Timothy Treadwell (damn that's an ironic name) traipsing through bear country scolding them and repeatedly telling the camera how much he likes girls and how he's gosh-darnit just not gay even though it would be easier if he was.

It's like watching a rib eye finish searing.

He died the way he lived. Getting his guts destroyed by a bear.

<JonesLaugh>
 
There's nothing better than footage of Timothy Treadwell (damn that's an ironic name) traipsing through bear country scolding them and repeatedly telling the camera how much he likes girls and how he's gosh-darnit just not gay even though it would be easier if he was.

It's like watching a rib eye finish searing.
My understanding is that event had an impact on the way Alaskan fish and game handled documentary people.

Hunters, for years were required even on like moose hunts to have either family that lived in Alaska or an Alaskan native (tribal or just born and raised up there) be their guide and if you were in territories where especially coastal brown bears were you were required to have a .44 magnum or some other large caliber sidearm to deal with bears.

They started implementing a lot of that with documentary groups. It's why in more modern grizzly documentaries you always see a guy or two walking around looking like they got lost in Somalia during the Mogadishu raid.
 
My understanding is that event had an impact on the way Alaskan fish and game handled documentary people.

Hunters, for years were required even on like moose hunts to have either family that lived in Alaska or an Alaskan native (tribal or just born and raised up there) be their guide and if you were in territories where especially coastal brown bears were you were required to have a .44 magnum or some other large caliber sidearm to deal with bears.

They started implementing a lot of that with documentary groups. It's why in more modern grizzly documentaries you always see a guy or two walking around looking like they got lost in Somalia during the Mogadishu raid.
Probably a good idea. But there's also maybe some romantic value and tourism value in just letting people go to Alaska to do the really dumb thing that will get them killed.
 
Probably a good idea. But there's also maybe some romantic value and tourism value in just letting people go to Alaska to do the really dumb thing that will get them killed.
I had a friend that was stationed up there that was friends with some game wardens and they all said Treadwell was known to them and had had run ins with them as well.

There was an instance apparently of a bear that was spotted killing a tribal member. Like, walking into a village and dragging the person out and eating them and then trying to come back so the game wardens went out with a helicopter and shot the thing. Treadwell tried to prevent them from harvesting the bear to give the meat to the village or some shit.

Guy had some screws loose. BUT, I watched that movie about him and remember the audio of him dying. No one but people like Hitler and his ilk deserve to go out like that. Even with Treadwell not respecting the pure power that the largest land carnivore on PLANET FUCKING EARTH barring the polar bear has.

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I've always loved bears, cause I grew up with teddy bears. I think I would struggle to be a black bear or grizzly hunter even though the meat tastes great (depending on what they eat) and you can use the hide for like a blanket and mittens and shit.

But the power they have is awe inspiring:


My roommate got a black bear with a bow but the bear took off running (didn't make it far so near instant death). Only issue is the adrenaline allowed the bear to straight line like 500 feet up a mountain where you gain several hundred feet elevation for every like 50 feet you climb right.

They get to the carcass (he was with a friend) and there was a grizzly there that protected "it's kill" by smashing a freshly fallen log by stomping on it.
 
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