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War Room Lounge v82: I have watched alcohol ruin many people. Thanks for your interest Mr. Problems.

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Gregolian said:
the "lesbians" one on the right reminded me of a case we had recently.

Defendant charged with sexual battery (means he touched someone in a sexual way that wasn't wanted like grabbing a tit) cause he grabbed this girl's breast in class. The fucking defense attorney stated that the defendant's father said it was a mistake and that his kid is a good kid.

Surveillance footage from the classroom (yeah, classrooms have security cameras in them)... the kid is talking to the girl and straight reaches for and cops a feel. Accident my ass... AND, the girl is a lesbian he threatened to "rape you (the victim) straight"
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Corrective rape is still a thing and it's absolutely terrible.
 
tonni said:
Corrective rape is still a thing and it's absolutely terrible.
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It just fucking bothered me.

Told a friend of mine that happens to be gay about it and he goes:
"Think I can rape him gay?"
 
@Gregolian A lot of guys have this attitude, though, where they think a lesbian is probably just in denial and they have to find the right guy. "Heh I bet I could convert her"
 
tonni said:
"a friend of mine" <puh-lease75>
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If I was gay I'd PROBABLY be getting a lot more action than I have as a straight dude.

tonni said:
@Gregolian A lot of guys have this attitude, though, where they think a lesbian is probably just in denial and they have to find the right guy. "Heh I bet I could convert her"
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I'll freely admit I knew two girls in high school that claimed to be lesbians and then ended up marrying dude's and having kids.

But it's still rare.
 
Trotsky said:
Yeah, that's very strange. IIRC, less than a third of the Muslim world speaks Arabic. And given the ethnic origins of most English-speaking Muslims, I would guess that it's a significantly lower percentage of them.
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How can they become Bar Mitzvah if they don’t speak Arabic? Seems kinda lazy tbh

@Kafir-kun
 
BOOM. Buttigieg leads in Iowa according to latest Monmouth poll. Gains 14 points:

Buttigieg 22 (+14)
Biden 19 (-9)
Warren 18 (-1)
Sanders 13 (+4)
Klobuchar 5 (+2)
Harris 3 (-8)
Yang 3 (+1)
Steyer 3 (+0)
Gabbard 2 (+1)
Booker 2 (+1)
Castro 1
Bullock 1
Bennet 0


My Current bets:


April 15 Bernard Sanders +410 $2439.02
May 19 Peter Buttigieg +550 $1818.18
August 31 Peter Buttigieg +2000 $500
September 20 Peter Buttigieg +2026 $493.58
September 25 Elizabeth Warren +123 $4268
 
That motherfucker that took over my old lease still hasn't paid me.

I sent a collection agency after him but he keeps giving them the runaround too and they told me to not contact him. It's been 6 fucking months and there's a part of me that just wants to drop an angry rant in a group chat I'm a part of collection agency statement be damned.
 
waiguoren said:
BOOM. Buttigieg leads in Iowa according to latest Monmouth poll. Gains 14 points:

Buttigieg 22 (+14)
Biden 19 (-9)
Warren 18 (-1)
Sanders 13 (+4)
Klobuchar 5 (+2)
Harris 3 (-8)
Yang 3 (+1)
Steyer 3 (+0)
Gabbard 2 (+1)
Booker 2 (+1)
Castro 1
Bullock 1
Bennet 0


My Current bets:


April 15 Bernard Sanders +410 $2439.02
May 19 Peter Buttigieg +550 $1818.18
August 31 Peter Buttigieg +2000 $500
September 20 Peter Buttigieg +2026 $493.58
September 25 Elizabeth Warren +123 $4268
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I hope your gambling is recreational, and not habitual or compulsive, Mr. Ig. I say this because I love you.
 
tonni said:
@Gregolian A lot of guys have this attitude, though, where they think a lesbian is probably just in denial and they have to find the right guy. "Heh I bet I could convert her"
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I think there are women like that. Bisexuals still have a stigma against them and so I think some women who identify as lesbians are bisexuals who just tend to prefer women.
 
Kafir-kun said:
I think there are women like that. Bisexuals still have a stigma against them and so I think some women who identify as lesbians are bisexuals who just tend to prefer women.
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That's not the same as them being secretly straight.
 
tonni said:
That's not the same as them being secretly straight.
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True and to be clear I think guys who think like that are pretty narcissist if they think their dick is capable of having such a transformative effect on a women.
 
A.C. said:
I hope your gambling is recreational, and not habitual or compulsive, Mr. Ig. I say this because I love you.
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I love you too, Mr. C.

A wise man* once said:

Life is gambling. Every decision is a gamble.​









*His name was 'waiguoren'.
 
War Room Fantasy Football Update

@kpt018 is in great danger of getting the sacko punishment, but he's fighting back. This week, he gets a win over the top team in the league beating @HockeyBjj 158 to 114. Only Dalvin Cook showed up for hockey, while KPT outscored his projection by 23 points. Upon further review, this team looks better than previously thought and could ruin someone else's av in this league before the season ends.

The next person fighting to avoid the unicorn av is @PolishHeadlock2 who suffered a loss to @Gregolian who put up our highest score winning 171-105. Rodgers tanked, but the rest of Greg's teams killed it particulary his WRs. Polish was missing some key pieces to byes, so perhaps he can keep himself above KPT future weeks. Greg is trying to fight his way back into the playoff picture with his 500 record in the tough Conservitard division.

@MMAisGod continues his winning ways, picking up one here over @sickc0d3r 169-146. That Lamar Jackson is something else, ain't he. Cooper Kupp disapeared, but still 2nd best score. Sickcoder, despite the loss and a 4-6 record, is still very much in the hunt for playoffs because 3 lefty fools have 4-6 records to lead their pathetic division.

Speaking of lefty fools, @zebby23 was the latest to go against the supernatural juggernaught @Broke Lester . It went better than most do against his Voodoo as Zebby didn't lose anyone for the season, but he did have 8 players either hurt or on bye this week. Which is of course, the week Broke plays someone. Zebb also had two starters put up goose eggs for good measure If Melvin Gordon is indeed back, Broke could be very much aligning himself for a championship run with or without his "extra" help.

Our final matchup had @Lowmanproblems beating @Trotsky by virtue of being less of a lefty. Mahomes is back and may keep Lowman alive for the playoff hunt in the tough division, and had multiple other big games from players. Trotsky is the de facto leader of the leftist division, but has Jared Goff who's currently in a QB controversy with Blake Bortles <45><45>. At least Trots has taken advantage of the extra bench spots and has multiple QBs rostered.

Standings-
Conservitards-
hockey 8-2 1717
Broke 8-2 1359
mma 7-3 1585
lowman 5-5 1628
Greg 5-5 1567

Libcucks
Trotsky 4-6 1419
Zebby 4-6 1428
Sick 4-6 1318
Polish 3-7 1321
KPT 2-8 1281

I should seriously consider impeaching whoever "wins" the liberal division and just placing the top 4 conservitards n.
 
tonni said:
It is satire though, is it? Help?
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I ask myself that way too often these days. I wonder if our grandkids will look back at this period of history, start to laugh and then ask, "wait, were they serious?".

On a related note, a few years ago people were talking about the 100th anniversary of Birth of a Nation, which at the time I knew nothing about. I went straight to the plot section on Wikipedia and read the story synopsis. If you go into it blind, you could probably be convinced that it was brilliant satire. The part about the abolitionist being horrified when he learns the black man wants to marry his daughter was particularly funny to me.
 
HockeyBjj said:
War Room Fantasy Football Update

@kpt018 is in great danger of getting the sacko punishment, but he's fighting back. This week, he gets a win over the top team in the league beating @HockeyBjj 158 to 114. Only Dalvin Cook showed up for hockey, while KPT outscored his projection by 23 points. Upon further review, this team looks better than previously thought and could ruin someone else's av in this league before the season ends.

The next person fighting to avoid the unicorn av is @PolishHeadlock2 who suffered a loss to @Gregolian who put up our highest score winning 171-105. Rodgers tanked, but the rest of Greg's teams killed it particulary his WRs. Polish was missing some key pieces to byes, so perhaps he can keep himself above KPT future weeks. Greg is trying to fight his way back into the playoff picture with his 500 record in the tough Conservitard division.

@MMAisGod continues his winning ways, picking up one here over @sickc0d3r 169-146. That Lamar Jackson is something else, ain't he. Cooper Kupp disapeared, but still 2nd best score. Sickcoder, despite the loss and a 4-6 record, is still very much in the hunt for playoffs because 3 lefty fools have 4-6 records to lead their pathetic division.

Speaking of lefty fools, @zebby23 was the latest to go against the supernatural juggernaught @Broke Lester . It went better than most do against his Voodoo as Zebby didn't lose anyone for the season, but he did have 8 players either hurt or on bye this week. Which is of course, the week Broke plays someone. Zebb also had two starters put up goose eggs for good measure If Melvin Gordon is indeed back, Broke could be very much aligning himself for a championship run with or without his "extra" help.

Our final matchup had @Lowmanproblems beating @Trotsky by virtue of being less of a lefty. Mahomes is back and may keep Lowman alive for the playoff hunt in the tough division, and had multiple other big games from players. Trotsky is the de facto leader of the leftist division, but has Jared Goff who's currently in a QB controversy with Blake Bortles <45><45>. At least Trots has taken advantage of the extra bench spots and has multiple QBs rostered.

Standings-
Conservitards-
hockey 8-2 1717
Broke 8-2 1359
mma 7-3 1585
lowman 5-5 1628
Greg 5-5 1567

Libcucks
Trotsky 4-6 1419
Zebby 4-6 1428
Sick 4-6 1318
Polish 3-7 1321
KPT 2-8 1281

I should seriously consider impeaching whoever "wins" the liberal division and just placing the top 4 conservitards n.
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It needs to be pointed out that even with only 2 wins, @kpt018 is very much in the playoff hunt.
 
I'm going to take this fighting people IRL a thing .


@Higus , I know where you live. meet me at the Matador in West Seattle and let's settle this once and for all.

wait, is that place still around?
 
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