War Room Lounge v76: I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

[Shoemaker]

Damn Indian givers.

I'm just hoping they never realize I still have one.

 

[irish_thug]

Same for regular bouncers. I've talked to a bunch and they all offer a pretty uneventful recollection of their jobs.

"So this one time this dude got really drunk, I told him to get out and he did". Well call the movie studios, your biopic is just around the corner.

I bounced for years, once or twice a year things would get stupid. Eventually you just learn to pick up on the cues and address issues before they happen.

 

[Falsedawn]

TCM is watching you

Sheikh Zubeer is disappointed in you.

DetroitBushido and ACellphone too.

 

[irish_thug]

TCM is watching you

Turner Classic Movies can lick my sweaty nut sack.

 

[Sketch]

Confirmation confirmed

Back when Fawlty and I used to be friends. A simpler time. Sort of lol

 

[irish_thug]

In my more reckless days, I was a fan of the unmarked brick through a window. Car, house, mama's house in that order. By the time you got to that third brick, they were generally calling to stop the escalation. Most people know they owe you, especially if their last interaction with you is "Okay, that's cool".

The worst ones are family though. My BIL borrowed a couple of stacks from me and decided that he was too good to pay his debts. Laced up the Timbs and kicked his door right out of the frame. Someone kicks your shit in and walks in with a bat, it's generally time to go to the bank. Wouldn't have done that to someone I didn't know, but he's a whole bitch, so I was feeling ballsy.

Contracts man, never loan money without one. Now the state does my dirt for me.

A buddy of mine often say that there is no problem that can't be solved with a well placed brick.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

TCM is watching you

The first time I heard of TCM I legit thought Sherdogers were fleeing to a Turner Classic Movies offshoot.

Yes I'm clinically retarded

No I never found the offshoot

 

[Limbo Pete]

TCM is watching you

 

[Shoemaker]

Turner Classic Movies can lick my sweaty nut sack.

Mine, too. I haven't watched it in a while, but when I did they were starting to show movies from when I was a kid. Fuck that reality, I substitute my own.


One time I was at a bar (one of those places where the bartender just hooks up their phone to the soundsystem and plays whatever they want) and the guy had a lot of NOFX, Pennywise, Offspring, etc. going, so I asked him "hey, good tunes. We must be around the same age. How old are you?" And he responded "I'm 22, I just love the classic stuff."

That dude doesn't know it but there's gonna be a lump of shit in his stocking this year.

 

[irish_thug]

Was his name Jeffery epstein?

14 lottos, 14 lolitas?

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Thinly veiled @nos callout.

Ahhh

He's not burning the envelope enough

 

[Falsedawn]

14 lottos, 14 lolitas?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Back when Fawlty and I used to be friends. A simpler time. Sort of lol

One of my favorite, eh, events (???) was when Yeti or whoever found that other "off topic" site... but it was full of pussies and we raided the bejeesus out of them. Man, those guys where a bunch of fuckin dorks. Gooood times.

 

[irish_thug]

Beat me to it. Jack will never explain the connection and friendship those two have.

NDA?

 

[Limbo Pete]

14 lottos, 14 lolitas?

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I bounced for years, once or twice a year things would get stupid. Eventually you just learn to pick up on the cues and address issues before they happen.

Twice we had to kick out 30+ NY fireman that came down for a Phillies game when there were 12 of us.

I was shooting double legs from one side of the bar to the other

 

[Falsedawn]

Twice we had to kick out 30+ NY fireman that came down for a Phillies game when there were 12 of us.

I was shooting double legs from one side of the bar to the other

How I envision this went down

 

[Trotsky]

Venuzuela is now on the UN human rights council. You know, the government that roadblocked food to its hungry citizens

When can we just disband the UN? Turkey is in the UN, and UN can't even get them to not try and genocide their neighbors if there aren't US troops present to prevent that

This is misinformed. They didn't block food. They blocked illegal smuggling.

The United States under Bush, however, did block oil and supplies from Venezuela and Cuba that were sent to aid disaster victims. We have accepted millions of dollars of heating oil used to help millions of needy Americans.

I was the best man at his wedding. But his criminality was all in his past by the time we met. Maybe even more shocking is that he's a Republican.

An immoral thug being a Republican is not surprising at all. A musician with a PhD being a Republican would be surprising.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

How I envision this went down

Lol my boss literally used to put in a mouth piece whenheI thought shit was about to go down.

When he smiled you could see the name of his gym Fight Factory

 

[Fawlty]

One of my favorite, eh, events (???) was when Yeti or whoever found that other "off topic" site... but it was full of pussies and we raided the bejeesus out of them. Man, those guys where a bunch of fuckin dorks. Gooood times.

Dutch and his winter roof smh. The only one who stuck around out of that bunch was that one girl who posted way too many pictures of her asshole. Also, free jack n coke.