War Room Lounge v68: The insidious rumour of Belgium

[Trotsky]

Regardless of whether I like Trump or not, those cartoons are incredibly dull and uninspired. Trump supporters have no taste.

Hey, shitty or not, it's still honestly the best art that I've ever seen from conservatives.

Like....compare that to what other conservative art we have in music (Ted Nugent, Hank Williams Jr.), film (God's Not Dead), or literature (Mein Kampf, Ayn Rand, Ann Coulter).

He's....the best they have, dude.

 

[LMP]

Maybe he identifies as American? Similar to how I identify as American.

Youre a Canadian, it's not your problem bud.

 

[Higus]

Garrison's shitty cartoons are (unironically) exponentially better than 99% of what gets posted in the meme thread.

Also, speaking of irony, the NPC memes are so incredibly, unbelievably ironic - in that they're being mindlessly regurgitated by morons that don't have any legitimate policy bases for their political allegiance and constantly deflect from thinking with group terminology (orange man bad, this is it, etc.) - that it gives me a headache.

The idea of propagating memes among one tribe the critique group think within another tribe is some next level meta irony

 

[HockeyBjj]

So does Biden actually wear dentures? Or are those twitter vids of him doing weird stuff with his mouth just fake news and just some unfortunate looking thing when there's a camera on your face for 3 hours straight on stage?

 

[waiguoren]

@Crazy Diamond

Mr. Crazy,

Suppose that k balls are randomly placed into K urns. What is the probability that p balls
will fall into the first urn? Assume that all placements are equally likely.

The answer is immediately obvious. I question whether you understand what you ask since the answer is so immediately to hand you'd have to be of only the most passing familiarity with the subject to ask.

@Jack V Savage

It seems that our resident scientist Mr. Crazy is having difficulty with this high school probability question. He could use your help. Are you up to the task?

I wonder if any candidate on that stage has any idea that there even is a Bureau of Indian Education, or how low the high school graduation rates are.

Fascinating information, Chief. Tell us more.

STFU wai and piss up a rope

Yes, Mr. Greg. Release your anger.


Then start the diet. Obesity kills, and I am concerned about you.

So does Biden actually wear dentures? Or are those twitter vids of him doing weird stuff with his mouth just fake news and just some unfortunate looking thing when there's a camera on your face for 3 hours straight on stage?

Definitely wears dentures and definitely has had botox, Mr Hockey. I'm just finishing the debate now.

I think he didn't fail as hard as he was positioned to. He came out with fire, at least. By the time he started sounding incoherent, we were well into the second hour and I'm sure many had already gotten bored and zoned out. OTOH, while Castro's "did you forget" attack was tasteless and potentially suicidal, it also causes people to focus on the elephant in the room.

I thought Harris had the worst night. I'm fairly sure she took some kind of downer pre-date in excessive dose.

 

[Fawlty]

Garrison?

His stuff cracks me the fuck up with how it leaves NOTHING to the inference or intelligence of viewers. Even the most ham-handed metaphors have to be literally labeled and spelled out. Like, the dude will be symbolizing "the swamp" by having a literal swamp....and still labeling it "the swamp."

That and how he always draws Trump as being super fit, young, and manley, further solidifying the pseudo-sexual undertones of right-wing strong man fetishism.

Spoiler

Could be that he just knows his audience...

But I'm thinking he's probably kind of a tard though.

 

[JDragon]

To think that if there was a candidate of the format of one Barack Obama, he would blow everyone out of the water. And would have an excellent chance of defeating Trump.

 

[Sketch]

Youre a Canadian, it's not your problem bud.

The American election affects the world. And if you watched last nights it was like a comedy special. Good entertainment, Kamala was even drunk.

 

[Sketch]

To think that if there was a candidate of the format of one Barack Obama, he would blow everyone out of the water. And would have an excellent chance of defeating Trump.

Well, they don’t have one. After last night I’m certain there is nobody on that stage capable of bringing down Trump.

 

[Fawlty]

To think that if there was a candidate of the format of one Barack Obama, he would blow everyone out of the water. And would have an excellent chance of defeating Trump.

Obama does make all of these candidates look second rate (except Pete B.) with his speaking skills, though I think Warren is actually very good too. But Obama was also a really great speaker, even among presidents who were good speakers.

 

[Rational Poster]

 

[Gutter Chris]

Are they totally oblivious to gun safety or was that one a prop? 0 fucks are given by any of the guys sitting down as someone walks past them with it held horizontally or by the guys in the red sweaters to the left of the guy (I assume the team manager) holding it at the beginning. I would not have the sang-froid for that.

Not nearly as much fun as @The Gaped Crusader's but more effective and with no funk whatsoever.

Im assuming everyone knows or believes its not loaded and brand new out of the box. Under those circumstances I probably wouldnt be freaked out by that either. If we were at the range or someone just pulled that out of the cabinet or something it would be a different story

Also thanks ill have to check that shit out and see if I can get un ashy

 

[Gutter Chris]

Yeah, anyone surprised this tiny-dicked little boy needs an arsenal to defend himself against someone like Beto O'Rourke?

Whys he gotta have a small dick just because he thinks betos idea sucks ?

 

[Andy Capp]

Could be that he just knows his audience...

But I'm thinking he's probably kind of a tard though.

I was scrolling along and when I saw your reply but not who you were replying to, I was certain it was to @waiguoren’s message to me. I LOL’d. The first part was definitely apt and the second part—well, see the first part.

 

[Limbo Pete]

@Jack V Savage

It seems that our resident scientist Mr. Crazy is having difficulty with this high school probability question. He could use your help. Are you up to the task?


Fascinating information, Chief. Tell us more.


Yes, Mr. Greg. Release your anger.


Then start the diet. Obesity kills, and I am concerned about you.


Definitely wears dentures and definitely has had botox, Mr Hockey. I'm just finishing the debate now.

I think he didn't fail as hard as he was positioned to. He came out with fire, at least. By the time he started sounding incoherent, we were well into the second hour and I'm sure many had already gotten bored and zoned out. OTOH, while Castro's "did you forget" attack was tasteless and potentially suicidal, it also causes people to focus on the elephant in the room.

I thought Harris had the worst night. I'm fairly sure she took some kind of downer pre-date in excessive dose.

 

[JDragon]

The American election affects the world.

This is something that may surprise Americans, but while it is their sovereign decision to vote for whomever they see fit, it is not only 'their business' as the effects of what happens in the US are worldwide. Always.

 

[waiguoren]

I was scrolling along and when I saw your reply but not who you were replying to, I was certain it was to @waiguoren’s message to me. I LOL’d. The first part was definitely apt and the second part—well, see the first part.

Mr. Crazy, are you the only one of the pseudo-intellectuals here incapable of answering a basic high school probability question?

So how about that debate last night

What are your thoughts on the matter, Mr. Sketch?

 

[Trotsky]

Whys he gotta have a small dick just because he thinks betos idea sucks ?

Because of who he is, how he behaves, what he says, what he thinks, how he dresses, and the fact that he unarguably has the smallest dick in the world?

 

[Fawlty]

This is something that may surprise Americans, but while it is their sovereign decision to vote for whomever they see fit, it is not only 'their business' as the effects of what happens in the US are worldwide. Always.

The irony being that as a population, we're exceptionally ignorant of world affairs. LOL. Sorry.

 

[JDragon]

Well, they don’t have one. After last night I’m certain there is nobody on that stage capable of bringing down Trump.

I agree. Not sure about the chances of winning, but the Democrats do not have a candidate that is able to mobilize the base in a way Trump is able to. Maybe Bernie would have been the guy four years ago.