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This is a lie:
look how freaking short these people are
If Australia's existence is considered dubious, then Belgium's statehood is a Donald Trump tweet at best. Known as "the vacant lot of the Dutch," Belgium's existence as a nation has been predicated on rumors of diamonds and chocolate, which is how they have managed to lure trusting women to their pregnant doom. There are no diamond mines in Antwerp, need I remind. Just a bunch of greedy dwarfs and disappointed housewives.
And here's the punchline: they call themselves a "kingdom." Ha!
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