Spoiler: Links to past Lounge freds v1 v2 v3 v4 v5 v6 v7 v8 v9 v10 v11 v12 v13 v14 v15 v16 v17 v18 v19 v20 v21 v22 v23 v24 v25 v26 v27 v28 v29 v29.5 v30 v31 v32 v33 v34 v35 v36 v37 v38 v39 v40 v41 v42 v43 v44 v45 v46 v47 v48 v49 v50 v51 v52 v53 v54 v55 v56 v57 v58 v59 v60 v61 v62 v63 v64 v65 v66 v67 This is a lie: look how freaking short these people are If Australia's existence is considered dubious, then Belgium's statehood is a Donald Trump tweet at best. Known as "the vacant lot of the Dutch," Belgium's existence as a nation has been predicated on rumors of diamonds and chocolate, which is how they have managed to lure trusting women to their pregnant doom. There are no diamond mines in Antwerp, need I remind. Just a bunch of greedy dwarfs and disappointed housewives. And here's the punchline: they call themselves a "kingdom." Ha!