War Room Lounge v67: Is Australia Real?

[Gutter Chris]

Australia is real
@Rational Poster is fake

And I dont care about if its fake or not really what I want to know is when is it going to be socially acceptable to start colonizing places again. Winter is coming a lot quicker than global warming is and I think its been past time for there to be a tropical Michigan colony . If you live somewhere along the equator you better look out man youll be seein a buncha dudes in cargo shorts redwings jerseys and Budweiser baseball caps armed to the teeth with evil black rifles and rambo knives comin to take your shit away. Were gonna call that bitch Detroitica

 

[Rational Poster]

Australia is real
@Rational Poster is fake

And I dont care about if its fake or not really what I want to know is when is it going to be socially acceptable to start colonizing places again. Winter is coming a lot quicker than global warming is and I think its been past time for there to be a tropical Michigan colony . If you live somewhere along the equator you better look out man youll be seein a buncha dudes in cargo shorts redwings jerseys and Budweiser baseball caps armed to the teeth with evil black rifles and rambo knives comin to take your shit away. Were gonna call that bitch Detroitica

Does Detroit even exist anymore?

 

[all caps]

Pretty much every country has some form of gun control except for like African anarchies.

My point exactly

The game is over

 

[all caps]

Africa is the future

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Africa is the future

Poor Khadaffi tried to make that happen.

 

[Rational Poster]

My point exactly

The game is over

Obligatory.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Does Detroit even exist anymore?

Yup its still there. Its not as scary as it used to be though now its just sad. Give the hipsters a generation they are slowly taking it over a block at a time.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Africa is the future

Thats why I want to build a colony there. Congo would be a much better place as a michigan colony

 

[Higus]

Some news to brighten up your day:
High-ranking priest caught in cocaine-fueled gay orgy in Vatican apartment

 

[all caps]

Thats why I want to build a colony there. Congo would be a much better place as a michigan colony

In all honesty, I have a bunch of associates from the Congo. We could probably get a holy town set up if weve got a couple Gs set aside.

 

[MMAisGod]

He asked me to, also work in progress geez.

No leeway is allowed here. It must be perfectly perfect or we rain down the criticism 'round these parts.

 

[Islam Imamate]

Speaking of guns...

 

[Gutter Chris]

In all honesty, I have a bunch of associates from the Congo. We could probably get a holy town set up if weve got a couple Gs set aside.

Our first law is anyone caught calling pop soda gets beat with a skinny yellow wiffle ball bat til you can see the welts from a quarter mile away. Im tired of this shit man. Thats not gonna fly in my colony . Our government officials are gonna wear sandals like Uncle Ho too. Were gonna eat sesame cake and shoot heat seeking missiles with flare guns and the warden from oz is gonna burn leaches off of our private parts while we tell bad ugly gorillas to go away and sing california dreamin. Shits gonna be dope

 

[all caps]

Our first law is anyone caught calling pop soda gets beat with a skinny yellow wiffle ball bat til you can see the welts from a quarter mile away. Im tired of this shit man. Thats not gonna fly in my colony . Our government officials are gonna wear sandals like Uncle Ho too. Were gonna eat sesame cake and shoot heat seeking missiles with flare guns and the warden from oz is gonna burn leaches off of our private parts while we tell bad ugly gorillas to go away and sing california dreamin. Shits gonna be dope

Anyone who even thinks of the word "hoagie" is being sent straight to a reeducation camp along with his immediate and extended family

 

[Gutter Chris]

Anyone who even thinks of the word "hoagie" is being sent straight to a reeducation camp along with his immediate and extended family

I can get behind this rule

They dont call it hoagie way for a reason

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Hey. I'm posting this again because if I had to see this bitch hit this dude in the head with a baseball bat you do too.

 

[luckyshot]

So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “You’re here every day, are you an alcoholic?” The horse says, “I don’t think I am,” and vanishes from existence.

See, this a Descartes joke.

But if I told you that earlier, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “You’re here every day, are you an alcoholic?” The horse says, “I don’t think I am,” and vanishes from existence.

See, this a Descartes joke.

But if I told you that earlier, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

Have I told you yet that you’re a tremendous poster?

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Hey. I'm posting this again because if I had to see this bitch hit this dude in the head with a baseball bat you do too.

I get the impression some people will chivalry themselves into an early grave.

I'm pretty pacifist (I don't think mature adults fight, and when they do, largely neither party is innocent) but damn somebody swinging a baseball bat like that and all bets are off. Even if somebody blindside kayoed her I'd be supportive.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

By the way, I hate to criticize the website I love, but anybody else think the Street Coliseum was created because of dwindling popularity of MMA and an attempt to keep forum traffic up? In my mind, it goes against the spirit of martial arts. One thing if it had self defense value but most of the videos, while somewhat entertaining, don't belong on this site IMHO.