War Room Lounge v49: Aggressive Plum Advocacy

Which tree fruits are the most delicious and alpha? (choose up to 3)


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A subversive jam that can never be a jam:




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Odd Note:
"

What form my dreaming was about to take.
Magnified apples appear and disappear,
Stem end and blossom end,
And every fleck of russet showing clear.
My instep arch not only keeps the ache,
It keeps the pressure of a ladder-round.
I feel the ladder sway as the boughs bend.
And I keep hearing from the cellar bin
The rumbling sound
Of load on load of apples coming in.
For I have had too much
Of apple-picking: I am overtired
Of the great harvest I myself desired.
There were ten thousand thousand fruit to touch,
Cherish in hand, lift down, and not let fall.
For all
That struck the earth,
No matter if not bruised or spiked with stubble,
Went surely to the cider-apple heap
As of no worth.
One can see what will trouble
This sleep of mine, whatever sleep it is.
Were he not gone,
The woodchuck could say whether it's like his
Long sleep, as I describe its coming on,
Or just some human sleep.

"
― Robert Frost



"Time to go down to the basement for some more hauntingly delicious...anything but plums!
― Count Chocula
 
LOL... just wow.

I thought this was thread to take off topic business from other threads, no?

Like you trying to get people banned after they show you your foolishness?
 
LOL... just wow.

I thought this was thread to take off topic business from other threads, no?

Like you trying to get people banned after they show you your foolishness?
Seems uncalled for.

Let's try starting with your favorite tree fruits. We all have an idea of which tree fruits we love, whether we rank them by taste or alphatude. Or, if you have an appetite for the subversive, say "fuck the fruits" and veg out with your favorite leafy, rooty delights.
 
I legit can't stop listening to the song in the OP.
 
I legit can't stop listening to the song in the OP.
I legit cannot believe people try to ban and dox people on an MMA board. Why do you do such things?
 
I legit cannot believe people try to ban and dox people on an MMA board. Why do you do such things?
Grab yourself a piece of fruit off the tree, and I'll tell you a tale, bud.
 
Thank god fawlty made a new thread. I was expecting drunken meat fist to take one look at the last lounge and say well this war room experiment has run its course
 
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Thank god fawlty made a new thread. I was expecting drunken meat first to take one look at the last lounge and say well this war room experiment has run its course
All Lounge threads should hope to be as good as that one imo
 
Seems uncalled for.
Does this sound familiar:
So after your parents apologize to me for siring an asshole, and you apologize to me for wasting my time, then and only then can you truly, deeply, go screw.

You are a pussy!
 
Does this sound familiar:
So after your parents apologize to me for siring an asshole, and you apologize to me for wasting my time, then and only then can you truly, deeply, go screw.

You are a pussy!
That was one of my favorite lines this month. But it looks like you're not here for a story- you're just here for a runnin' around ruckus.
 
That was one of my favorite lines this month. But it looks like you're not here for a story- you're just here for a runnin' around ruckus.
More food for thought:
It's only a matter of time before your misery and your fate converge at the last beating of your heart, and I want to you videotape that event for me, so I can jerk off to it. While I fuck your couch.
 
Does this sound familiar:
So after your parents apologize to me for siring an asshole, and you apologize to me for wasting my time, then and only then can you truly, deeply, go screw.

You are a pussy!

Jesus, do we have adults modding the forum, or what? Why do we have to put up with this stuff?
 
Derp it's avocado by a mile .......then plums
 
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