War Room Lounge v40: Mixed Feelings about Natural Disasters

[Jack V Savage]

we have seen two cocks posted on sherdog within the past two weeks: a guy fucking a dead cat, and victors odd night. much respect to final rehabs e-suicide in hindsight.

What happened?

 

[Graves The Elder]

well, I can scratch Sri Lanka off my vacation destination list I guess

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

 

[LMP]

Which state has the absolute worst drivers? I'm voting Texas or Louisiana.

 

[Lead]

Ten times funnier coming from that specific comedian

 

[Sketch]

Which state has the absolute worst drives? I'm voting Texas or Louisiana.

Whichever state has the most french people.

 

[LMP]

Whichever state has the most french people.

Louisiana definitely has the strongest French blood lines.

 

[Andy Capp]

well, I can scratch Sri Lanka off my vacation destination list I guess

Probably a lot safer in the near future, don't you think?

 

[Andy Capp]

Don't get me wrong, because I think he's awesome, but I still think he's too old. I hope he has a really good running mate. What about him and Buttigieg or Chang? That would be fun.

 

[Trotsky]

Which state has the absolute worst drives? I'm voting Texas or Louisiana.

What are you asking? If you are asking what state is the worst to drive through, it's Texas by a mile. A long, never-ending mile in which you see zero trees and 8 signs talking about how awesome Texas is.

After Texas, Kansas and Oklahoma. I'm sure the Southwestern states are in there somewhere too.

 

[LMP]

What are you asking? If you are asking what state is the worst to drive through, it's Texas by a mile. A long, never-ending mile in which you see zero trees and 8 signs talking about how awesome Texas is.

After Texas, Kansas and Oklahoma. I'm sure the Southwestern states are in there somewhere too.

Shit, I meant drivers. One of these days I'll start proof reading before I hit the post button.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Shit, I meant drivers. One of these days I'll start proof reading before I hit the post button.

Texas for Houston alone. People drive like shit here though. It's why I only jaywalk when I can use a family of four as a shield.

 

[BarryDillon]

Don't get me wrong, because I think he's awesome, but I still think he's too old. I hope he has a really good running mate. What about him and Buttigieg or Chang? That would be fun.

Him and Warren if he wins. It would be the perfect mix of progressive bonafides and policy wonk.

 

[LMP]

Him and Warren if he wins. It would be the perfect mix of progressive bonafides and policy wonk.

Dont forget the alt right tears.

 

[BarryDillon]

Dont forget the alt right tears.

I never do.

 

[Sketch]

Him and Warren if he wins. It would be the perfect mix of progressive bonafides and policy wonk.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

well, I can scratch Sri Lanka off my vacation destination list I guess

Probably best time to go. Security will be super tight, and you will be able to get super bargains.

 

[Graves The Elder]

yea but my favorite drink is the Irish Car Bomb.
good luck getting that at the bar

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

yea but my favorite drink is the Irish Car Bomb.
good luck getting that at the bar

Seriously I was in turkey and someone told me about how someone killed a group of german tourists in front of the blue mosque. The person whe said most of his family worked in tourism all got laid off that week. Something like 90 percent of bookings got cancelled. The odds of something bad happening to you are minuscule, but the bargains are big.

 

[Fawlty]

Rape jokes on Easter because I have to date women like Amy Schumer.

I mean it's still kinda funny, admittedly.