War Room Lounge v40: Mixed Feelings about Natural Disasters

[Fedorable]

Earthquake. Much better than an avalanche or shark.

 

[Cuauhtemoc]

lol @ "Dad, help me, my leg is burning!"

Bitch there's no time for complete sentences.

Dumb bitch, why didn't she run? Lol at the lava ball spitting some fire on her leg.

 

[Higus]

I've seen a tornado once. If that doesn't put the fear of God into you, I don't know what will.

 

[EradiatedHaggis]

Droughts, slow and easy to outrun even on a wheelchair...

 

[BarryDillon]

Liberals gleefully making fun of burning legs. Disappointed head shake.

It's a well known fact that liberals hate the ambulatory.

 

[Deleted member 484047]

I've seen a tornado once. If that doesn't put the fear of God into you, I don't know what will.

I've been in a few. It certainly ly makes you question your own mortality.

 

[Quipling]

This post is the #1 Natural Disaster

My post is Minnesota.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Volcano is easily the best natural disaster. It's molten lava attacking small villages while fireworks go off, ffs. Hurricane and Tsunami are the same thing, obviously Tsunami is better because it sounds awesome. I'll put tornado third because of the chance of flying cattle.

Ed: Tsunami is the same as Tidal Wave. I was thinking of Typhoon. I'm dumb.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Really poor time for the Francis bacon meme to be circulating.

Sensational thread so far though.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Volcano is the fiery fakenews media-backed candidate, but I'm dug in and will not change my mind for any good reason.

 

[LMP]

11. Sink hole
10. Wild fire
9. Drought
8. Winter storm
7. Flood
6. Avalanche /Land slide (avalanche by itself would have ranked in at 4)
5. Tornado
4. Hurricane
3. Earthquake
2. Tsunami
1. Volcano

 

[Fawlty]

6. Avalanche /Land slide (avalanche by itself would have ranked in at 4)

Wait you downgraded avalanches just for associating with landslides? BIGOT!

 

[LMP]

Wait you downgraded avalanches just for associating with landslides? BIGOT!

That is an Upgrayedd with two Ds.

 

[Fawlty]

That is an Upgrayedd with two Ds.

Wait I think we do our numbers opposite ways.

 

[LMP]

Wait I think we do our numbers opposite ways.

It was a count down, brother man.

 

[Fawlty]

It was a count down, brother man.

I will seek an algorithm to prove this is a shenanigans.

 

[LMP]

I will seek an algorithm to prove this is a shenanigans.

 

[Trotsky]

lol @ volcano winning

It's like when one of the planet's hemorrhoids pops

 

[JDragon]

Rankings of disasters by how cool they are:

1. Hurricane
2. Earthquake
3. Blizzard (lol @ "winter storm," you dumb bitch)
4. Tsunami
5. Tornado
6. Volcano
7a. Avalanche
7b. Mudslide (seems more fun than an avalanche)
8. Sinkhole
9. Flood
10. Drought

What's cooler than your obnoxious neighbor just being gone along with his stupid wife and truck? Sinkholes are clearly cooler.

Also, avalanches way underrated.

 

[sickc0d3r]

lol @ volcano winning

It's like when one of the planet's hemorrhoids pops

*Explodes.

Also, exploding hemorrhoids would win the poll in a... um... landslide.