War Room Lounge V35: Doomsday. Everything is fine until it isn't.

[Cubo de Sangre]

I see you're one of those people who think that putting a smiley in your post makes it okay to say hurtful things.
Not cool, man. Why do you want to ruin everything?

When you say hurtful things without the smiley, where does that leave us?

 

[ElKarlo]

Fake reality. Where you can make fake videos that are basically real. Making it so that no one trusts what they didn't physically see.

That and tranny robots. People having sex with robots will destroy the non Amish fertility rates. Will be self inflicted children of men

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

When you say hurtful things without the smiley, where does that leave us?

I see you're one of those people who likes to give a virtue-signal ball-tickle to other ASPCA types, and I gotta tell you, d'awwwwwww

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I see you're one of those people who likes to give a virtue-signal ball-tickle...

No ball-tickling here, bro. And ask around, I'm the last the motherfucker to virtue-signal.

 

[unimackpass]

Just saw on Bullshido that there was like a hundreds of pages-long thread on a "karate instructor" I knew when I was young and doing the karate kid thing. I knew the guy was a weirdo but apparently he has gone on to claim mental powers and shit, and is a self professed master of all kinds of things, and a fake doctor as well.

Guy owned a rival dojo that always talked massive shit about ours. When Karate Kid got big, he changed his school's name to Cobra Kai, lifting the logo straight from the movie, and I heard stories about him abusing students and doing those bullshit "I hit you 20 times in a second" demonstrations.

He wouldn't let his students attend our classes or tournaments, and he kicked some of them out for it.

His "black belt" wife I knew because she was a teacher at my middle school. Once, she broke up a fight I was in, and I accidentally flattened her with an elbow because her dumb ass had grabbed me from behind, so I didn't look, I thought I was being jumped - I just chucked that elbow back as hard as I could. It was really satisfying when I found out that it was his wife (she tried to have me arrested, and my instructor chewed me out for it, albeit through a laughing fit).

One of his top guys, and I guess an instructor of his at the time, showed up at one of our tournaments drunk and cold-cocked some young black belt. After being escorted outside he found his way back in and, no shit, tried to do some kind of groin grab dragon claw shit to the single toughest human being I've ever known (one of our black belts, an ogre of a man). While being escorted out the second time he threatened to come back with a gun.

And he had guns, lots, and a long criminal record. Had even held up a family friend over a dope deal.

The rival dojo owner apparently didn't fire him for this lol.


Man, the 80s-90s karate scene was lit.

My buddy Ron Thomas played Bobby in the karate kid, the guy that broke his leg.
He really was a black belt and has a dojo in Hollywood.
Coached a Olympic team.
We did a bunch of different sports down in Reno. It was a big combat sport town but hunting fishing and skiing was the best.
I ended up staying in alaska and he moved to Hollywood to pursue acting.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Between now and the last post I haven't stopped laughing over the thought of me virtue-signalling. Can't even type. God bless the ease of spell-check.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

No ball-tickling here, bro. And ask around, I'm the last the motherfucker to virtue-signal.

I typed Cubo tickles balls into Google image search and this was the first result.

Don't tickle me Cubo

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My buddy Ron Thomas played Bobby in the karate kid, the guy that broke his leg.
He really was a black belt and has a dojo in Hollywood.
Coached a Olympic team.
We did a bunch of different sports down in Reno. It was a big combat sport town but hunting fishing and skiing was the best.
I ended up staying in alaska and he moved to Hollywood to pursue acting.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I typed Cubo tickles balls into Google image search and this was the first result.

Don't tickle me Cubo

Holy Fucking Shit! Best thing I seen since this.





Gracias @Warlord Palis

 

[unimackpass]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Holy Fucking Shit! Best thing I seen since this.





Gracias @Warlord Palis

By the way, did you report my awesome post? I've been banned.

 

[Clippy]

@Captain Davis

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

That was me as a kid, without all the work and success.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

By the way, did you report my awesome post? I've been banned.

Report?

Nevermind that you just posted.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

@Captain Davis

I challenged that can to a fistfight but he went "Nuh uh! I'm a wussy beta!" in my voice and ventriloquist-ed it so everyone thought I said it.

It was humiliating

 

[Clippy]

I challenged that can to a fistfight but he went "Nuh uh! I'm a wussy beta!" in my voice and ventriloquist-ed it so everyone thought I said it.

It was humiliating

I don't think he's even really a Captin

Should be "Traveling Salesman Davis"

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I don't think he's even really a Captin

Should be "Traveling Salesman Davis"

I don't like to talk shit about people behind their back, but I've heard he's the kind of guy who wears nonprescription glasses because he thinks it makes him look smart.

And he looks like Alan Hale jr.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

And he looks like Alan Hale jr.

Who don't like Skipper?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Who don't like Skipper?

And not just any Skipper, either.

@Captain Davis is gonna keelhaul me

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

And not just any Skipper, either.

@Captain Davis is gonna keelhaul me

You asked for it. This band live. Fuckin' brutal. War Cleveland.