War Room Lounge V32: Justice for Prokofievian!!

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My father was the same way. Got him a bottle of cologne for xmas one year and his first response was "I don't wear cologne."

Guy was pretty smelly dude. Especially his feet. One day I remember he got in the car and I was like <VinceShock>.

Should have used it on his fucking feet.
I use beard oil and just take a shower every day and don't have smell issues.

Goddamn filthy motherfuckers.
 
Has anyone else met a super cute girl that ends up having big purple labia and ass hair?

Asking for a friend.
Never ran across a crazy looking one, but I will say when they don't do a great job shaving and then assume the position, that's too much, can't look at it.
 
lol why wouldn't you get him something that's meant for foot odor then? They make that shit.

I dunno... I guess I figured a bottle of polo made a better gift than Dr sholl's fucking foot powder.
 
It's hit or miss for me.

Sometimes I see the whole things other times only half.


Watching that Indiana Jones clip... can you imagine being an aspiring actor and getting a call from your agent:
"Hey, you're wanted for a period piece"
"Ah sweet... what period?"
"WWII bruh!"
"FUCK YEAH. So do I get to be an 82nd, 101st, Marine, or like Ranger?"
"Umm... no"
"British soldier?"
"Warmer but nope"
"Russian?"
"German..."
"Oh, uuuuhhhh....."
"You'll play a major role."
"So.... Rommel?"
"No... Hitler"
"FUCK!"

Did you know the guy played an Empire admiral in Star Wars before that?

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Never ran across a crazy looking one, but I will say when they don't do a great job shaving and then assume the position, that's too much, can't look at it.
Just ask him to be more patient next time bud.
 
R Kelly and Michael Jackson may be monsters but I'll be damned if I give up Thriller and 12 Play. I'm about to go and stack up on the R Kelly and Michael discographies while I still can.
 
Just bought Willow on Demand.

Haven't seen it in years but I love Val Kilmer and remember loving this movie

Currently watching The Running Man with The Governator
 
Jeez, this is divisive.

Eugene Levy and his son are both great. As is the daughter character and the sort-of-titular character played by Woogie from There's Something About Mary.

Catherine O'Hara's character is really, really bad.
Well, note my love of O'Hara predates this show. On the other hand, but I just watched an episode about a photographer visiting from New York, and it was very clear where her character was coming from and I had no problem with it.
 
And Running Man was supposed to take place in 2017 so we managed to dodge another dystopian world
 
As a sophisticated chef, I am making a dish too extravagant for you bottom feeders.

Preheat oven to 350. Put onions on tray and take out after 40 minutes. Take Onions out of exoskeleton. Season to taste, I prefer onion powder. Eat.
 
As a sophisticated chef, I am making a dish too extravagant for you bottom feeders.

Preheat oven to 350. Put onions on tray and take out after 40 minutes. Take Onions out of exoskeleton. Eat.
Damn was just thinking about what to eat tonight. Thanks for narrowing down the options.
 
As a sophisticated chef, I am making a dish too extravagant for you bottom feeders.

Preheat oven to 350. Put onions on tray and take out after 40 minutes. Take Onions out of exoskeleton. Season to taste, I prefer onion powder. Eat.

Dang Fedorable getting all Wolfgang Puck on us with that gourmet paleo shit
 
Dang Fedorable getting all Wolfgang Puck on us with that gourmet paleo shit

i'm on fire today. Small carton of heavy whipping cream gonna expired. Had 1 1/4 cup left. Added 1 1/4 whole milk to carton. 1/8th cup of sugar. Shake and put in freezer.
 
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