War Room Lounge V28: Dick Taters, International Man of Misery

Who are the 5 motherfuckerest of the ol' 20th?

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Falsedawn said:
Bro don't come to Texas then lol. We get AN ice cube on the road and it's Snowpocalypse.
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Texas cops when they see snow.

I have a buddy that lived in Georgia for a time after being raised in Utah and he would always laugh at what would cause them to cancel school.
 
sniper said:
Remember the snowpocalypse in either 05 or 06 @Gregolian ?

Me and my buddy were at the late game vs green bay and all the freeways were under ice. Cars were stranded up and down the freeway. We got lucky and rolled off and got a hotel room. Worse storm I can ever remember
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I was driving over the pass in the one that hit us in 2010 when Snoqualmie got like a foot or two in an hour I think it was.
 
I feel like it's time for a strong word about cheese and crackers. Specifically, Ritz crackers with spreadable sharp cheddar. They are my snack. And I mean that in the most possessive way possible; that they are both MY snack and that they ARE my snack. I browse through the English I have stored in my head for a word that might fit what these cheese and crackers are to me. They are not my servants, nor my attendants, nor my slaves. They are not my muse and they are not my guidestar. They are definitely not my bitch. I do not command them. They advise me, in a sense. They are, all terms considered, my retinue.
 
Weren’t ritz initially marketed during the Depression to make people not feel poor by eating a snack that had a name and felt high class/expensive?

Also, spreadable cheddar?
 
Gregolian said:
Weren’t ritz initially marketed during the Depression to make people not feel poor by eating a snack that had a name and felt high class/expensive?

Also, spreadable cheddar?
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Easy Cheese, i'm assuming
Which is one of man's greatest inventions imo
 
Fawlty said:
I feel like it's time for a strong word about cheese and crackers. Specifically, Ritz crackers with spreadable sharp cheddar. They are my snack. And I mean that in the most possessive way possible; that they are both MY snack and that they ARE my snack. I browse through the English I have stored in my head for a word that might fit what these cheese and crackers are to me. They are not my servants, nor my attendants, nor my slaves. They are not my muse and they are not my guidestar. They are definitely not my bitch. I do not command them. They advise me, in a sense. They are, all terms considered, my retinue.
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<{poor?}>

My dog loves Cheez Wiz. I fill her Kong toy with it sometimes.
 
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Moved into a new place over the weekend. First time I've had a fireplace.
My girl after her first walk in the snow.
 
Higus said:
<{poor?}>

My dog loves Cheez Wiz. I fill her Kong toy with it sometimes.
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My dad got roped into going to one of my mom's and her friends fancy pretentious cheese and wine parties. I'm talking Mayo Clinic surgeons, anesthesiologists, and administrators.

My dad is every stereo type of someone born and raised in Montana, he just moved to the Midwest and toned down a bit.

He brought cheez whiz and boonse farm, got hammered, and became the life of the party getting millionaires to pass around the cheese and take shots. Now the fancy ass doctors specifically invite my parents as a couple and my mom can't tell if it's in mockery or not
 
Higus said:
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Moved into a new place over the weekend. First time I've had a fireplace.
My girl after her first walk in the snow.
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I hope "your girl" dressed this dog..... and you cussed her out.

It's a God damn dog! They come with built in clothing, you fricken asshole!
 
sniper said:
I hope "your girl" dressed this dog..... and you cussed her out.

It's a God damn dog! They come with built in clothing, you fricken asshole!
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AKSHUALLY, whippets have very short fur, no undercoat, and very low body fat. They don't do well in the cold for long periods of time.
 
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If I ever get a dog it'll have to be a mop like this because of my wife's severe allergies

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Needing to groom a dog sounds annoying tho
 
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