War Room Lounge V26: Neoliberal Clicks

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Last night got wild. So I'm headlining a comedy show and some comics were rolling through from Oklahoma so I take them out.

They buy me some blow as a gift and I'm keyed up on Christmas and I take them to my favorite little absinthe bar and we get a private show, nude burlesque and the girl pours the water over her nipples into the absinthe.

Well since it was snowing on Christmas I feel like Saint Nick and buy a homeless guy a drink and pay his cover for the private show with us. The entire time I'm thinking.. "Please don't be crazy" but outside of being awkward once he was chill and told me he's now my security in the French Quarter and I made his Christmas.

So... I'm a good person I think.
 
And what is the cure for Nonsense Mr. Pete?
Nonsense is not to be "cured", but rather... gently palpitated to release its inner secrets.
 
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it would be fun to bring one of these to an anti-trump rally. It would have a sliding sign like this:

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One side would say Kissing Booth and the other would say Punch a Nazi.
 
everyone else gets dubs for incendiary outbursts. But mine was because I posted a gif of an impressive elephant penis in Zookeeper Gabe's thread. Who knew animal dongs were considered pornographic?
 
everyone else gets dubs for incendiary outbursts. But mine was because I posted a gif of an impressive elephant penis in Zookeeper Gabe's thread. Who knew animal dongs were considered pornographic?
Strange that you'd get yeller'd for that, considering that at least one of the 'berry mods has regular intercourse with male dogs. Maybe you're seen as competition?
 
The bible is such a fucking joke that it inspired the creation of some of the greatest art, literature, architecture, philosophy, music and culture humanity has ever known. What a stupid book, right?



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Caravaggio: The Crowning with Thorns

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Ironic considering your former name. But there is truth in what you say.
 
Not sure. He's got a huge frame so maybe he's one of those freaks who stays big just from jits and bodyweight exercise. But "supplements" certainly help lol.
I work with a guy who is his early/mid forties that if he just did 40 mins of cardio a day would be a monster, and he rarely lifts a weight, but when he does he makes it look comical. Looks like a real life Shrek.
 
You must have eaten the wrong mushroom.

eating the mushroom just puts a different picture in my head than what you're going for.

If I've got to eat the mushroom I'm just, I'm out.
 
everyone else gets dubs for incendiary outbursts. But mine was because I posted a gif of an impressive elephant penis in Zookeeper Gabe's thread. Who knew animal dongs were considered pornographic?

It's all about connections here on this forum
 
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