Social War Room Lounge V218: If you want the job done right, hire a professional.

[Falsedawn]

My wife just bought cotton candy grapes. They’re regular looking grapes that taste like cotton candy. No idea why. Kids love em, though.

I'm convinced those little bastards are an alien species. I have no idea how the fuck they exist.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Better yet, ask him about how mean women are to him when he rides his bike, but how nice they are to black guys who ride their bikes.

I mean what do you even say to that

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Those grapes are even better if you put them in the fridge and they get nice and cold

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My wife just bought cotton candy grapes. They’re regular looking grapes that taste like cotton candy. No idea why. Kids love em, though.

No shit? Never heard of 'em. Just the regular varieties where I shop. God bless GMO.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I'm convinced those little bastards are an alien species. I have no idea how the fuck they exist.

I’d never heard of them until yesterday. Now, yes, I suspect aliens.

 

[sickc0d3r]

No shit? Never heard of 'em. Just the regular varieties where I shop. God bless GMO.

Probably just cotton candy flavored pesticide, imo, tbh

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Will someone hurry the fuck up and create a gofundme so I can anonymously donate or nah?

Like damn, secure the bag people.

No you

 

[Gregolian]

Those grapes are even better if you put them in the fridge and they get nice and cold

Try them in the freezer.

 

[BEER]

Will someone hurry the fuck up and create a gofundme so I can anonymously donate or nah?

Like damn, secure the bag people.

I mean you can donate to my CashApp, Venmo, Google Pay, or Paypal if you'd like.

 

[Falsedawn]

No you

I mean you can donate to my CashApp, Venmo, Google Pay, or Paypal if you'd like.

Sorry, I only have Zelle.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

 

[BEER]

Sorry, I only have Zelle.

Shit me too.

Send address.

 

[Curmudgeon]

some taste like blue, some taste like pink

"Sugar, water, and purple!"

 

[Gregolian]

"Sugar, water, and purple!"

It's racist as shit but the second Harold and Kumar movie when they crash into the fire hydrant.

 

[Falsedawn]

Shit me too.

Send address.

Mmhmm and let me guess, you only need about tree fiddy?

I'm onto you you 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era...

 

[BEER]

Mmhmm and let me guess, you only need about tree fiddy?

I'm onto you you 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era...

Hey you're the one who asked.

I might still have an active GFM that got little attention from a few months ago if you feel the need to be anonymous.

 

[Curmudgeon]

It's racist as shit but the second Harold and Kumar movie when they crash into the fire hydrant.

Hah!

Spoiler

 

[Gregolian]

Hah!

Spoiler

"Oh no dude the music stopped what do we do?"
"RUN"

 

[Chillin' Nuts]

Probably just cotton candy flavored pesticide, imo, tbh

Can't beat the delicious, healthy foods of yesteryear.

 

[Limbo Pete]

You keep talking stupid. Like, has it it hit you you’re the dumb one yet?

"...his eyes full of realness, his balls full of semen."