Social War Room Lounge V218: If you want the job done right, hire a professional.

[CubicleGangster]

Can someone please buy this for their girlfriend and tell me how it plays out?

Words

So many words


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[Sara]

Sherdog ads volume xyz:

"Chiropractors Baffled: Simple Stretch Relieves Years of Back Pain (watch)"
Also increases chance of rug munching...

Like lower back pain? Or shoulder area pain?

 

[Sycho Sid]

Can someone please buy this for their girlfriend and tell me how it plays out?

Nothing a woman likes more than being called property.

 

[Trotsky]

Nothing a woman likes more than being called property.

That's what the top FB comment says.

To me, that's not anywhere near as offensive or off-putting as the overall voice of the print. Like....who wouldn't find that extremely annoying and overkill?

Also, wtf with "he's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes"?!

I'm trying to imagine the type of boyfriend that buys that, and he has to be just the worst person ever.

 

[Sycho Sid]

That's what the top FB comment says.

To me, that's not anywhere near as offensive or off-putting as the overall voice of the print. Like....who wouldn't find that extremely annoying and overkill?

Also, wtf with "he's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes"?!

I'm trying to imagine the type of boyfriend that buys that, and he has to be just the worst person ever.

Oh the whole shirt is monstrous

 

[Gregolian]

That's what the top FB comment says.

To me, that's not anywhere near as offensive or off-putting as the overall voice of the print. Like....who wouldn't find that extremely annoying and overkill?

Also, wtf with "he's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes"?!

I'm trying to imagine the type of boyfriend that buys that, and he has to be just the worst person ever.

Jon Koppenhaver. That fucking muppet would buy something like that and say it's "Alpha Male Shit"

 

[Sycho Sid]

Jon Koppenhaver. That fucking muppet would buy something like that and say it's "Alpha Male Shit"

Lotta dudes here in the WR who would be perfectly comfortable buying their imaginary girlfriend that shirt.

 

[Gregolian]

Lotta dudes here in the WR who would be perfectly comfortable buying their imaginary girlfriend that shirt.

Fucking weirdos.

I don't even have an imaginary girlfriend and that shit looks off.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

I can say that the two girls I have dated if I gave that to them... the French/German one would stab me with a switchblade and leave me to die in a gutter and the American one her brother would murk me and then find a pig farm.

There is no way I'd make it out of the room after giving that to Mrs fett before I caught a knife in the kidney and then was driven to her families property in the mountains of TN to die alone

 

[Gregolian]

My state's governor's last name is Cox.

Queue the jokes.

 

[senri]

I can say that the two girls I have dated if I gave that to them... the French/German one would stab me with a switchblade and leave me to die in a gutter and the American one her brother would murk me and then find a pig farm.

.....

 

[senri]

My state's governor's last name is Cox.

Queue the jokes.

Thank you.

 

[CubicleGangster]

My state's governor's last name is Cox.

Queue the jokes.

I went to high school with a dude named Duncan Cox
His mom's name? Sharon

 

[Gregolian]

I went to high school with a dude named Duncan Cox
His mom's name? Sharon

That poor bastard lol

 

[Sara]

My state's governor's last name is Cox.

Queue the jokes.

Dr Cox and Courtney Cox made it ok to have that last name

 

[Sara]

Nothing a woman likes more than being called property.

Only if you take it seriously and not what it’s intended for, humor. It’s no different then those hats that say FBI female body inspector or something else.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Oh the whole shirt is monstrous

Made me chuckle. Looks like a fun conversation starter.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

So the stupid fucking shitty ass store didn't have the watermelon or marshmallow today. Saw this new one and figured what the Hell.

Fuck yes! An explosion of flavor. Got a nice burnt sugar flavor. Not sure it's better than marshmallow, but it's bumped watermelon down to 3rd.

 

[Gregolian]

So the stupid fucking shitty ass store didn't have the watermelon or marshmallow today. Saw this new one and figured what the Hell.

Fuck yes! An explosion of flavor. Got a nice burnt sugar flavor. Not sure it's better than marshmallow, but it's bumped watermelon down to 3rd.

Key Lime Pie Bang is my current favorite.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

So the stupid fucking shitty ass store didn't have the watermelon or marshmallow today. Saw this new one and figured what the Hell.

Fuck yes! An explosion of flavor. Got a nice burnt sugar flavor. Not sure it's better than marshmallow, but it's bumped watermelon down to 3rd.

Key Lime Pie Bang is my current favorite.

Wow key lime pie actually sounds good. I have a whey protein that’s key lime pie flavor I love it